Saturday, October 9, 2010

Being busy is fun...

This past week or so has been FUCKING AWESOME!

I tried VSEX last Thursday. It was tons of fun! I have a really good time talking about myself and showing off. Most everyone was nice and I had a few people go into private to use the machine. I love those fucking machines. Technology is awesome. The only downside is that I had a hard time getting into any other position besides missionary and after a few hours it gets uncomfortable. I've gotta figure out how to work it doggy. I'll be back on Tuesday at 4-8pm PST.

Last Friday I shot a bunch of photosets and stripteases for Danni. It was like a 10 hour day and I didn't get any sex but I had a lot of fun!

The first thing I did was a few promo shots for a game that Penthouse is making. Unfortunately, I don't know anything about this game but my ass looks hot so, it's all good.

After that, while I was changing, Cisco brought me my Danni Girl necklace. I felt really special. Got a little teary eyed even. <3

I forgot to take a picture of my outfit for my first striptease but it's up on already and if you're not a member by now, at least for October, well, you should be because they were awesome enough to make me their girl of the month!

My Up Close and Personal feature is up on Danni, as well...

The second striptease had me wearing this tropical dress in front of a clean white backdrop. I think this set is going to be published next and I'm very excited because I think it's going to turn out fucking adorable. I hope.

And then I got to be a fucking bad ass and dress up like Lara Croft! They told me I could be a video game character and I racked my brain and ransacked my suitcase and the wardrobe room.....and the best we could believably pull off was Lara. Ha! Still though, I felt like a bad ass and it was fun as hell. I was doing jump kicks in heels in front of a green screen. It was really hard so I hope it doesn't turn out looking retarded.

And then of course, because it's October, I dressed up as the devil and yet again, had a little green screen fun!

Before I left the studio, they showed me the final product of when they made me "fly" in front of the green screen the last time I had been there. It looked SO cool! It was in 3D and it looked like I was really flying!

While I was in the editing room, another editor was working on the intro for that Heather Summers directed feature with Lexi Belle and a looks in-fucking-credible. I mean, I only saw the intro but I'm absolutely dying to see it now. You Danni boys are gonna be speechless.

On Saturday, an amazing fan sent me a gift that I love to fucking death! I've never had a piece of jewelry like this before and I am just in awe. Thank you so much! You're amazing!

And then Sunday, the BEST day! I finally got to meet Jenna Haze. I was ridiculously nervous and I think I did this weird lean in to hug her but ultimately stuck my hand out instead. I dunno, I was nervous. She's so pretty and she had no makeup on which just made her even more attractive to me. She has this beautiful, happy glow about her. I've seen a lot of boobs on sets and while they're always wonderful, some are just more special than others. Like, Jenna Haze. We took this picture together and I was like starstruck at the concept that Jenna Haze's tits were now pressed against mine.

I think I held my composure well, though. Either way, I wish she was my girlfriend and I can't wait to hook up with her. She's at the top of my list.

Also, I got to smoke her out. Check that off the bucket list. Sweet.

Finally, the incomparable James Deen shows up and he's there just for me. Not for someone else's ass, but for me and my vagina. And it was glorious. Fucking ridiculously goddamned glorious! He's an amazing kisser and most definitely lives up to the hype of his name. He's been stuck in my head ever since and I think we're in love now.

On Monday I kind of shot a music video for a friend's new band. I got there at like noon, hung around hoping they'd shoot my scene before I had to leave for a casting at 2:30. They didn't so I went to the casting. The beautiful Reena Sky was there and I finally got to meet her in person. She looked so cute in her slutty dress and knee high boots. (It was a rainy day and EVERY girl at the casting had on boots, ha!) I waited for Reena and then she smoked me out in her car. Turns out we both wanted to kiss one another but were both too shy so nothing happened! Haha! At least we know for next time. So, I went back to the music video set and continued to wait to shoot my scene.

They were running way behind and decided it'd be a good idea to go down to Malibu from Hollywood at about 4:45pm to get this shot they absolutely needed. This is essentially suicide in Los Angeles. But the beach was absolutely gorgeous and I had a lot of fun!

Regular iPhone photos:

Plastic Bullet app photos:

But we got done at about 6:30 and started to head back to Hollywood. Again, fucking stupid. So, by the time we got back to set it was 9pm and they were still 2 scenes from filming mine so I ditched. I mean, I told them I couldn't wait any longer and they agreed to cut my scene. It was fun hanging out with my friends but I was tired and cranky and my dogs needed to be let out. We all even decided that the video turned out better without that scene.

The next day I had a bunch of random errands to do like getting my nails done, laundry and going to the bank. I got the newest issue of EGM and tweeted a pic of myself reading my favorite article by Seanbaby while in the bathtub. Well he saw it, retweeted it, and said I was hot. There's a small list of celebrities that I'm a big fan of that I turn into an annoying screaming teeny bopper over and he is on that list. I started reading EGM about 6 years ago after a friend showed me Seanbaby's the Rest of the Crap. I haven't missed an article since that issue. And when EGM went under, my first reaction was how the hell would I go on without Seanbaby every month?! Of course the magic powers of Google were able to point me to Cracked and Seanbaby's own website, but still. And then, like it should be, it all came back and I can continue to laugh hysterically, naked in my bathtub. Thanks, Seanbaby.

Wednesday I had one of those shoots that just makes me love my job. I shot a b/g for Vivid in an awesome warehouse and was in and out of there in 4 hours! Now that's a hard day at work. ;) And I got to wear this comfy shirt and tighty whiteys the whole time.

When I got home, I thought I was looking good so I had a friend take a few pictures of me for twitter but my dogs were way too excited to see me...

Thursday was great fun and highly anticipated. I was shooting my g/g feature and live shows for Danni. They got me Andy San Dimas to work with who was one of my top choices. She is the most amazing kisser....seriously, I could spend the rest of my life only making out with this girl and I would be completely satisfied. We met when we had both just started out and were taking pictures for our agency's website profile. I thought she was so gorgeous and I was very intimidated by her but also excited at the possibility that I might get to work with her someday. Fast forward a year and a half and I run into her at an AIM Healthcare fundraiser.....we were both really drunk and made out most of the night in various places in the bar. And I had to wait til a few days ago to finally get her in bed. It was definitely worth the wait. I hear the live show was amazing and I can't wait to see the feature. It'll certainly rock your world. It's kind of spooky too but I don't think I played scared too well...

Here are some pics from set:

I shot a quick Christmas striptease..

The studio was freezing cold so Andy and I cuddled for warmth...

They had me wear this horrible shower cap for a quick bit where I get out of the shower...

Just waiting around...

About to shoot the intro...

Andy and the Reaper creepin' on my Dr. Pepper...

Because I like to catch up on my tax law before I go to bed...

Andy San Dimas has sexy legs...

My live solo show outfit...

Our g/g live show outfits...

Yesterday I shot a scene for the Japanese. I've shot for them a few times and they always stay in Irvine which is an hour away from where I live. This time there was an absurd amount of traffic and it took me two hours to get there. The Japanese are very nice guys and are always very sweet. They told me that I'm fairly popular in porn in Japan and my DVD sells a lot of copies. I fucking love Japan. They always want me to play cutesy little girl and I love it because I just channel Orihime and I have a blast pretending I'm a Japanese anime character. My job is fun. They were having some electrical difficulties so I took a bunch of pictures before the sex:

And then it took me 3 hours to drive home. I have no idea why there was so much traffic but I was dying of boredom in my car. I totally rubbed one out on the way home.

Today has been delightfully lazy and exciting. I slept in til 1:30pm, wake and baked...

Went tanning...

Drank some pumpkin beer in my bathtub...

Watched the Suns beat the Mavericks at the outdoor pre season game...

And just finished watching Michael McDonald's new stand up special, which was great!

I'm going to answer some more Formspring questions and then go to bed because I have a very exciting day tomorrow.


  1. hi april its Ian__BD great pics glad you had an awesome have one beautiful ass.jenna haze is're the sexiest lara croft ever and the sexiest little devil.ive seen some of your scenes and you're fantastic in every single one.take care Ian xxxx

  2. damn I use to read EGM back in Goldeneye N64 days!

  3. Nice post, Abril. It really seems like you put some effort into these posts and it's interesting to see you harness Web 2.0 social networking to reach out to your fans. I used to read Seanbaby back in the day but I didn't know that he was still active. I used to see him all the time in Old Town Pasadena; the guy's pretty easy to spot in a crowd.

    Anyway, seeing that you appreciate original jewelry, can you do me a huge favor and hit this guy up to make me a replica of Rick James' "Unity!" ring from the Chapelle Show skit? Guy won't return my emails, but I have a good feeling that he'd make an exception for you.


  4. wow your breasts and face are so cute i wanna put my cock between those tits and just cum in your mouth and watch you swallow my babies...
    and just so you know, you like alot better than jenna ;)

  5. April,
    Herd the song you talked about.Not bad.But grew up in a different song 80-90's music.Great stuff going on in your life.It has been a while since I have stopped in and read your blog.
    The roller skate video rocks!=p
    Blessings that everything that is going well for you.Stay in touch and be safe.Always a pleasure and just a little thought for you....posting your tickets for the comedy show...the date...time and may wanna take that out...knowing where you are and the place,time...stay safe with that stuff April.
    Love and Respect,

  6. April,
    Happy Thanksgiving!

  7. You are awesome April, keep such postings.