Hey, it's April.

New blog!

2011-02-13T02:50:00.000-08:00

Please go to heyitsapril.tumblr.com for more recent entries and photos.

Trying to be a good girl...

2010-12-15T12:33:00.000-08:00

Most important thing first: OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO PLAY DEANNA TROI IN THE STAR TREK NEXT GENERATION PARODY!!! Yes, that needed to be in all caps. I am ridiculously, absurdly, retardedly excited for this. It's pretty much all I can think about. I've been watching the show non stop since I got the news to try to get her accent down....though to be fair, I'm always watching this show. The brilliant minds of Lee Roy Myers, Sam Hain, and their bad ass crew are putting it together. These are the guys that did Sex Files and Tron so, we know it's going to be amazing! We start filming in January, Rocco Reed is Riker, Anthony Rosano is Data, and that's all the inside info I know. I'm VERY curious as to who they'll get to play Dr Crusher. I fully plan to make every effort possible to fuck every main cast member, even if it's not in the script. :)

Two Saturdays ago I went to see Daniel Tosh live. I took the train from downtown to Universal City so that I could get my drink on during the show. And I did. And the show was fucking hilarious! I really enjoy his stand up more than his show. He has a lot more freedom to say offensive things and it is awesome.

After the show, we stopped off at KFC and I got frisky with the Colonel. He's a creeper...

Then the following Tuesday I had an extra part for a Brazzers scene. It ties my scene with Rocco Reed with Tori Black's scene with Keiran Lee. It's a fun little story Brazzers is doing and I think you'll all get a kick out of it. Anyway, since I was just an extra I had to do a lot of waiting around. I mostly sat in this chair on my phone...

But then since it was 71 and sunny out, I decided to go outside...

And I tried to get a tan...

Then we all packed into a car and drove to a studio where I got to ONLY make out with Rocco. Such a tease. After that, we headed to a park so Tori and I could do some dialogue. This was the first time I'd ever met Tori and we talked about anal sex the WHOLE time. She had some great insight and advice for me. She also told me about some girl who stuck a whole apple in her asshole. You should've seen the faces of the boys in the car with us! Tori and I then frolicked in the park and headed back to the house.

Last Thursday I checked out the Naughty Show for the first time. It was actually a lot of fun. Zoe was filling in for Tori Black for a skit on stage.

"Bob Ross" painted a picture of her with a bunch of NBA dicks on her face. Guess which one is Shaq's...

I also saw Taylor Vixen there! Our boobs touched...

On Saturday, I had a shoot for the Japanese at the Mondrian Hotel in Hollywood. I'd never been there before but gosh is that place pretty!

That mirror that you can see my butt in has a TV in it! What? That's crazy! It also swivels so you can watch it in the living room or in the bed. So awesome.

I went home, showered, changed, and headed back out! I did forget to wear panties, though. I don't like those things anyway...

I went to see Anthony Rosano's band play an acoustic show. It was a blast! My favoritest, Miss Gracie Glam was there and I hadn't seen her in a really long time. We had a lot of drinks. :)

I also got to meet Lily Carter that night. She's a doll!

And she gave me a kiss!

After the show we all went back to Victoria Lawson's adorable apartment and hung out. We made three seperate Taco Bell runs in about an hour and a half. Because we are awesome. And kinda dumb.

My buddy Mo took some awesome drunken pictures of me...

It was a REALLY SUPER AWESOME night!

Sunday I got to work with Amber Chase again! This time was particularly awesome because the whole point of it was for her to play with me and get me off. It was soo good! You should be able to watch it at Bellezza soon!

The highlight of Monday was this amazing GI Joe shirt I found at Target...

I think the fitting room attendant thought I was stealing or something because I spent forever in there taking pictures...

Yesterday I shot for Brazzers ' Pornstars Like It Big. I <3 Brazzers.

Their makeup artist was sick so I had to do my own makeup...

I suck at doing my own makeup and Brett, the director, had to put my fake lashes on for me. I think overall we made a pretty good makeup team.

I got to work with Johnny Sins again. I had worked with him once before with another girl for Big Tits In Uniform. This time I got him all to myself! And I called him Captain as much as I possibly could.

And on my way out, I ran into the beautiful Courtney Page. I hadn't seen her since I did that scene for Porn Pros with her. I adored her then, I adore her now!

Tonight, I am going to go see Russell Brand try out some new jokes at a small theater in Hollywood. I saw him for the first time at the same place so I'm excited to see him so intimately again. I think he's a lot funnier when he can interact with the audience.

Tomorrow I'm working for Penthouse!

I've recently been obsessed with this band Die Antwoord. I'm not sure why, but I love it. I don't normally listen to anything like this. I also really want to bang the chick, she is so hot.
This video is weird as fuck, but awesome. It also has a lot of phallic imagery...

So here's something to even it out...

You really want to click HERE to see A LOT more AMAZING photos Brett took on the Brazzers set. And then you want to check out the page after that. Have fun! ;)

What happened to November?

2010-12-03T17:12:00.000-08:00

I waited WAY too long to write an entry and a whole month has passed. That month has been INSANE. Every single day has been it's own roller coaster and it hasn't stopped yet but I'm adjusting. SO, since there's so much, I'm going to post mostly pictures with little captions. And there are A LOT!!!

I finally get to talk about it! I had to keep it a secret for like a whole month but it came out today!!! The so fucking incredibly awesome Joanna Angel, Misti Dawn, Asphyxia and I were in a music video for a band called The Damned Things!

"The Damned Things is a heavy metal supergroup consisting of Anthrax members Scott Ian and Rob Caggiano, with Keith Buckley of Every Time I Die and Joe Trohman and Andy Hurley of Fall Out Boy." It had Brian Posehn in it, was directed by Brendon Small and shot in the Tim & Eric studio. Can we just take a second here to let our heads explode at the level of awesomeness involved?

I'm only in it for a split second but I don't care because actually being directed by Brendon Small was one of the coolest things I've ever done, EVER. His normal voice sounds like Brendan from Home Movies grew up to be Ofdensen from Metalocalypse. It was mindblowing to just be around him and watch him work. I tried VERY hard to hold my composure but totally lost it at the end, fangirled out, and asked Brendon Small for a picture and an autograh.

He was so nice about it all and gladly signed every single one of my Home Movies DVDs. If you haven't seen this show, you're missing out on one of the best cartoons of all fucking time. Brendon Small is a genius.

Since we were filming in the same studio that Tim & Eric do, they used Mr. Heidecker's chair for the girls to sit in while we getting pretty...

I was so stoked!!! It was like an honor to sit in it.

I shot some g/g softcore stuff for cable TV with Tasha Reign. I didn't get a picture with Tasha but as I was leaving, I saw this gorgeous girl from far away...

I LOVE HEATHER SUMMERS! We're both nerds with rad boobs.

Then I went home, threw on my Nash jersey and watched the Suns game...

I went and did a quick interview for XFANZ. You can see it if you click on this word HERE. Interviews make me nervous.

On my way home, I rear ended a classic 1985 Porsche. My car was fine but his rear engine was fucked. I felt terrible driving away while he had to wait there for a tow truck. I haven't texted while driving since, which is why I've been so behind on twitter replies. Safety first, kids.

I bought six inch stripper heels. I LOVE them. I walked around my apartment all evening just checking shit out from a 5'7" person's point of view. I fell a lot.

For Halloween, a fellow Doctor Who geek and I dressed up as the Doctor and Amy Pond. I bought the wig last minute and was really disappoined that it wasn't the right red. But I think it turned out pretty ok. :)

The next day I had a shoot for Zero Tolerance with Mick Blue. It was a great scene and so nice to work with Mick again after all that time. (He was my first b/g.)

The next morning, when I got up, I walked into the bathroom, slipped on the mat, and as I was grabbing the counter for support, I knocked over my bong, it shattered on the floor and did this to my toe...

I had to get 5 stitches.

Frankentoe...

It's about 95% better now but it was very difficult to walk for weeks.

I shot a scene for Brazzers' Baby Got Boobs site with Keiran Lee. It's out NOW and it's brilliant. The set up and very last seconds are just hilarious!

Porn does have scripts...but they're full of awesome words like "douchechills"...

Keiran and I took pictures of one another. He's a delight...

He had an app on his phone that made my face look old...

AND THEN!!! OH GOD AND THEN!!!

OMFG PR0N!!!

I was remarkably lucky enough to get booked for the Tron parody being shot by Lee Roy Myers and I had an amazing time with it! Nerdgasms every 10 minutes. When I got there, they gave me the wrong wardrobe (it was Diamond Foxx's) but since they couldn't find mine, I kept the bra on for awhile because I thought it was SO AWESOME!

Then we found my outfit and it started out like this...

Then there was a beanie added...

But they didn't like that so, I got a helmet...

Then I went downstairs to set to take pictures but I got there too early so I took some pictures of myself because I'M IN A SUPER AWESOME TRON COSTUME!!!

I found the glasses that Lexi Belle wore for her scene in the movie and tried them on. I wanted to steal them but forgot. :( I look so adorable in them...

We started watching Tron for a bit to "get in the mood"...

Then Anthony Rosano and I banged on this bad ass set! Yay Pr0n!!!

Fleshbot did a little behind the scenes photo feature on it and somehow there's a picture of every single cast member...but me. Nice, Fleshbot.

I shot a scene for Brazzers with Rocco Reed that's going to be in a Brazzers Tori Black movie. I play Tori Black's best friend and I bang her husband. I've never met Tori but we're shooting dialogue soon and I'm excited!

This is Rocco giving me sexy eyes...

And Brett shot a ton of really artsy photos...you can see more at the Brazzers forum...

I took a walk downtown to my favorite bar and had some fun with the Hipstamatic app...I hate living here but I LOVE the architecture...

I did a scene with Bill Bailey as my boss. It was fun because I hadn't worked with him before or done a scenario like that.

Desk sex was entertaining. As part of the bit, I walk in on him getting a bj from this pretty girl...

The studio was huge, so of course I explored! This hospital set was supposedly used a lot for Nurse Jackie....

AND THEN...I found a morgue and because I'm weird, I had TONS of morbid fun...

I bought new books.

A bacon cookbook because, well, duh. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy because I have, shamefully, never read it and I'm pretty stoked to. Atlas Shrugged because it's my favorite book of all time and my other copy got destroyed from reading it too much. And a Code Geass manga because I miss reading manga and I haven't seen the anime version yet. I also grabbed the new Sufjan Stevens album and it is brilliant.

For Thanksgiving, I watched the Next Generation marathon on BBCAmerica and got drunk...

And played a lot of video games...

And ate PIE. I love pie. I made a chocolate French silk pie with bacon in the crust and maple whipped cream.... It was delicious!

The next morning I had a POV shoot with Mick Blue. Have I mentioned that I adore Mick? He was shooting a young teen pantyhose movie and so I got pigtails. Ultimately, I ended up looking like a Japanese schoolgirl and it filled me with glee! Daisuki!

And this is what I wore for the scene...that's Mick in the background there...

In the scene, he tore my stockings and fucked me with them on...

Lexi Swallow was on set and up next...we happened to have the same bra on...

I went to Zoe Voss' place and played wih her puppy, Kaya, who is the most bounding puppy ever...she likes to chew on fingers, too...

We drove to the mall with her convertible top down, it was alot of fun actually...

Then we went to Andy San Dimas' place and drank and partied and I played Apples to Apples for the first time...

The next day Zoe and I went to lunch. She kept taking Hipstamatic pictures of everything on the table so I took one of her when she wasn't looking...

We made a little video about how windy and cold it was and how we were sure that we'd fly away...but you can't hear any of that because the wind is too loud...

Zoe is awesome...

A friend took me to this totally awesome comic book store. There was a life sized Terminator, omg...

And a totally hot Princess Leia...

I've been hanging out naked a lot and listening to Chris Hardwick's Nerdist podcasts. It's the first podcast I've ever listened to and I kind of don't want to listen to any others because I don't think they'll be as good.

And that's it. Long story sort of short. That took me forever to write and edit, though. Like 5 hours.

If you're bored and feel like it, it'd be super awesome if you voted for me for ATK Babe of the Year. Better yet, leave a comment because I know that's what they're looking for anyway. ;) But you know, only if you want to, no pressure. <3

"This is what you get."

2010-10-23T22:25:00.000-07:00

I have finally found some edibles that are powerful enough to work on me. They are awesome and I have been having a lot of fun with them these past two weeks. They're totally awesome for planes, long days on set, and shows...which is all I've done recently.

So, there was that whole HIV issue. That was terrible. My heart goes out to those that are immediately involved. I am fine and retested to just be better safe than sorry. Everyone should get tested regularly.

It seems as though everything is under control but most shoots have been postponed for the next couple weeks.

So, I went to Vegas. I was getting stir crazy and I had a free flight. Unfortunately, I woke up with food poisoning the day of my flight. I rested all day and managed to make the last flight out. I slept the whole way there and was really feeling much better by the time we landed. But then some guy ran by me in the aisle and knocked my water all over me. It was freezing and super visible and it happened RIGHT before I got off the plane. I was not very amused.

So, I grab my bag and head to the hotel, stumble into my room, and straight into a warm bath. After that, I passed out in a super comfy bed. I rock Vegas SO hard.

The next day was much more enjoyable. I slept in late. Took my sweet time getting ready. Hung around in the room watching TV. Every time I'm in Vegas, there is an NCIS marathon on. EVERY TIME! So, of course, I watched that. Eventually, I went out of the room and walked around the MGM a bit. It's alright. I lost six dollars on a slot machine and that was all I was willing to gamble away. I had dinner at this amazing Italian restaurant. It was, by far, one the best meals I've ever had in my life and most certainly the best service I ever received. Lee was amazing and so was the sommelier. I tried carpaccio for the first time. It was delicious, omg! Who would've ever thought that raw meat, leaves, and cheese would taste like fuckin candy! CANDY! I got the meatball spaghetti and it was pretty damn good but anything is really good when there's white truffles on it. I fucking love those white truffles. I had donuts for dessert. They were good but too dense for my tastes. So by the end of that delicious meal, I was pretty drunk because I had 4 different alcoholic drinks in front of me.

After dinner, I went and had a few drinks with Lee, my waiter. He's a pretty chill guy. Learned a lot about the city from him and classic movies I'm supposed to have seen. Then I went back to my room and passed out in my comfy hotel bed. Like I said, I rock Vegas hard. ;)

The next day I got a late check out, stuck my bags at the concierge and walked around the hotel til my later flight. I had no idea that the MGM had actual lions in it until then. And baby lions, at that! Baby lions are cute.

It was absolutely gorgeous outside...

So I decided to hang out by the pool til I had to go. I was too lazy to go all the way back and change into a suit. So, I just took off my shirt and laid there, "felon-class" style, in my jean shorts.

It was an excellent, much needed mini vacation.

Then it was back to work on Monday! Only softcore g/g, though. Everyone is still playing it safe. It was for Penthouse and I got to work with the beautiful and charming Brooklyn Lee. Usually, they'll have the girls do a striptease in addition to their scene and that day they were all about period pieces so I ended up doing a 1950's striptease in rollerskates.

They were shooting 3D that day and quite a few girls too so, basically, I watited around for awhile in rollerskates. I actually had a lot of fun! There's like a warehouse at the studio and I just went in loops, Great Skate style, for like an hour. It was awesome and I made a little VIDEO.

This was the set that I did a half hour 3D rollerskating striptease on...

I fell a lot and I really hope they put some sort of fast motion blooper montage at the end of the striptease. I think that'd be hot.

After my striptease, I had to hang around awhile more. At the Penthouse studio, there's always some sort of air conditioning game happening where it gets either really hot or really cold, really fast. It always needs to be turned on or off and there's only one key to do it. So the game is finding out who has the key. Sometimes it's very difficult and the crew are very good at disappearing. This time, I gave up and decided to just go sit in my car for a bit with the heat on and listen to Ben Folds instead of all the hip hop that the girls play.

When I got back inside, they dressed me up for my g/g scene. They were going for a 1920's casino theme but I don't think it really came off that way in the end. They had a hard time finding any period clothing that would fit me. Ultimately, I wore the dress I wore for my Danni solo live chat and I got crotchless panties!!!

Here's Brooklyn standing in so they can test the lights and camera and what not.

The scene is kind of funny because she played a blackjack dealer and I was trying to teach her how to deal while we were taking stills and then I played a stripper who kind of convinces the blackjack dealer to try her profession....I've never stripped and Brooklyn used to. So it was just this funny little mix up. I think it's gonna turn out great. Some nice 3D pussy licking on a blackjack table. In the middle of the scene we "broke" the camera. It just stopped working and said "error". So, while they were fixing it, I snapped this shot of Brooklyn and I. She is so gorgeous.

After Monday, the rest of the week was prety mellow and lazy.

I got my Daniel Tosh tickets in the mail! I'm very excited to see him live. I've been a fan for a long time now.

Then I found this totally awesome Friday's. I was pretty disappointed at how little basketball decor there was but the food was really, really good. I underestimated Friday's.

I hung out in my bathtub and read the Ben Folds Lonely Avenue liner notes, then listened to the whole album while reading the lyrics. It was probably the most delightful non live musical experience I've ever had. Nick Hornby is a brilliant writer and I immediately ordered a few of his books. As well as a Saskia Hamilton book.

I painted my toenails...

I attempted to build my Lego Darth Vader TIE fighter....

But was missing the stickers and two pieces that I needed to finish a wing with. I have to go to the Lego store at some point now. :(

I went to see Mike Birbiglia do live stand up. I saw his tweet about the LA venue change the night before and bought tickets like immediately. He was on my list of comediens to see live and I'm glad I went. He was so funny and it was so awesome to hear new material. An extra little touch was that Maria Bamford opened for him and I LOVE her. She is so funny and adorable and reminds me of my best friend. It was the first comedy show I'd been to since I turned 21 and I DRANK!

And then last night was super fucking absolutely ridiculously amazing! I went to see Minus the Bear and Tim Kasher at the Wiltern. I was originally only going because I love Minus the Bear but then I found out that Tim Kasher was opening and it really became awesome. He was amazing solo and live. I hadn't seen him since I saw Cursive back when I was a high school sophmore. Then he randomly played Driftwood off of the Ugly Organ and I just...there are no words to describe the feeling but, I was just in love with the moment and it was fucking magical. Totally amazing nostalgia x12. He played an amazing set and I picked up his album at the merch table, which is very good.

Minus the Bear was fucking phenomenal, like always! They played a really different set list than when I saw them last and that was great because I got to hear a lot of older songs that I hadn't heard live in a very long time. And they played my favorite new song, Animal Backwards. Wanna know how to instantly start turning me on? Play that song. I get all tingly. Now, I'm gonna be honest here....I had a great spot on the floor on a short balcony. So, I had this wall railing in front of me to kind of lean on. It vibrated in the most awesome way during that song and it felt damn good. ;) The show was so awesome, I drank and danced and watched people get caught smoking weed while I chowed down on my marijuana peppermint bark.

I bought myself a new Minus the Bear shirt....

And then I thought it'd be funny to do this with my passes. If only I could've walked around the Wiltern like that...

A bunch of other totally awesome stuff happened last night that I can't brag about but basically, I had to double check everything this morning to make sure I didn't dream it. I didn't. So awesome.

Today I've just be hanging out, watching the Back to the Future marathon, doing laundry, cleaning and writing this here blog. If you've read this far through, know that I love you very much. ;)

I'll be on VSEX tomorrow evening from 6-10pm PST acting like a dork and letting people fuck me with a machine via remote. So, you know, if you're into that sort of thing...

Being busy is fun...

2010-10-09T17:14:00.000-07:00

This past week or so has been FUCKING AWESOME!

I tried VSEX last Thursday. It was tons of fun! I have a really good time talking about myself and showing off. Most everyone was nice and I had a few people go into private to use the machine. I love those fucking machines. Technology is awesome. The only downside is that I had a hard time getting into any other position besides missionary and after a few hours it gets uncomfortable. I've gotta figure out how to work it doggy. I'll be back on Tuesday at 4-8pm PST.

Last Friday I shot a bunch of photosets and stripteases for Danni. It was like a 10 hour day and I didn't get any sex but I had a lot of fun!

The first thing I did was a few promo shots for a game that Penthouse is making. Unfortunately, I don't know anything about this game but my ass looks hot so, it's all good.

After that, while I was changing, Cisco brought me my Danni Girl necklace. I felt really special. Got a little teary eyed even. <3

I forgot to take a picture of my outfit for my first striptease but it's up on Danni.com already and if you're not a member by now, at least for October, well, you should be because they were awesome enough to make me their girl of the month!

My Up Close and Personal feature is up on Danni, as well...

The second striptease had me wearing this tropical dress in front of a clean white backdrop. I think this set is going to be published next and I'm very excited because I think it's going to turn out fucking adorable. I hope.

And then I got to be a fucking bad ass and dress up like Lara Croft! They told me I could be a video game character and I racked my brain and ransacked my suitcase and the wardrobe room.....and the best we could believably pull off was Lara. Ha! Still though, I felt like a bad ass and it was fun as hell. I was doing jump kicks in heels in front of a green screen. It was really hard so I hope it doesn't turn out looking retarded.

And then of course, because it's October, I dressed up as the devil and yet again, had a little green screen fun!

Before I left the studio, they showed me the final product of when they made me "fly" in front of the green screen the last time I had been there. It looked SO cool! It was in 3D and it looked like I was really flying!

While I was in the editing room, another editor was working on the intro for that Heather Summers directed feature with Lexi Belle and a brunette...it looks in-fucking-credible. I mean, I only saw the intro but I'm absolutely dying to see it now. You Danni boys are gonna be speechless.

On Saturday, an amazing fan sent me a gift that I love to fucking death! I've never had a piece of jewelry like this before and I am just in awe. Thank you so much! You're amazing!

And then Sunday, the BEST day! I finally got to meet Jenna Haze. I was ridiculously nervous and I think I did this weird lean in to hug her but ultimately stuck my hand out instead. I dunno, I was nervous. She's so pretty and she had no makeup on which just made her even more attractive to me. She has this beautiful, happy glow about her. I've seen a lot of boobs on sets and while they're always wonderful, some are just more special than others. Like, Jenna Haze. We took this picture together and I was like starstruck at the concept that Jenna Haze's tits were now pressed against mine.

I think I held my composure well, though. Either way, I wish she was my girlfriend and I can't wait to hook up with her. She's at the top of my list.

Also, I got to smoke her out. Check that off the bucket list. Sweet.

Finally, the incomparable James Deen shows up and he's there just for me. Not for someone else's ass, but for me and my vagina. And it was glorious. Fucking ridiculously goddamned glorious! He's an amazing kisser and most definitely lives up to the hype of his name. He's been stuck in my head ever since and I think we're in love now.

On Monday I kind of shot a music video for a friend's new band. I got there at like noon, hung around hoping they'd shoot my scene before I had to leave for a casting at 2:30. They didn't so I went to the casting. The beautiful Reena Sky was there and I finally got to meet her in person. She looked so cute in her slutty dress and knee high boots. (It was a rainy day and EVERY girl at the casting had on boots, ha!) I waited for Reena and then she smoked me out in her car. Turns out we both wanted to kiss one another but were both too shy so nothing happened! Haha! At least we know for next time. So, I went back to the music video set and continued to wait to shoot my scene.

They were running way behind and decided it'd be a good idea to go down to Malibu from Hollywood at about 4:45pm to get this shot they absolutely needed. This is essentially suicide in Los Angeles. But the beach was absolutely gorgeous and I had a lot of fun!

Regular iPhone photos:

Plastic Bullet app photos:

But we got done at about 6:30 and started to head back to Hollywood. Again, fucking stupid. So, by the time we got back to set it was 9pm and they were still 2 scenes from filming mine so I ditched. I mean, I told them I couldn't wait any longer and they agreed to cut my scene. It was fun hanging out with my friends but I was tired and cranky and my dogs needed to be let out. We all even decided that the video turned out better without that scene.

The next day I had a bunch of random errands to do like getting my nails done, laundry and going to the bank. I got the newest issue of EGM and tweeted a pic of myself reading my favorite article by Seanbaby while in the bathtub. Well he saw it, retweeted it, and said I was hot. There's a small list of celebrities that I'm a big fan of that I turn into an annoying screaming teeny bopper over and he is on that list. I started reading EGM about 6 years ago after a friend showed me Seanbaby's the Rest of the Crap. I haven't missed an article since that issue. And when EGM went under, my first reaction was how the hell would I go on without Seanbaby every month?! Of course the magic powers of Google were able to point me to Cracked and Seanbaby's own website, but still. And then, like it should be, it all came back and I can continue to laugh hysterically, naked in my bathtub. Thanks, Seanbaby.

Wednesday I had one of those shoots that just makes me love my job. I shot a b/g for Vivid in an awesome warehouse and was in and out of there in 4 hours! Now that's a hard day at work. ;) And I got to wear this comfy shirt and tighty whiteys the whole time.

When I got home, I thought I was looking good so I had a friend take a few pictures of me for twitter but my dogs were way too excited to see me...

Thursday was great fun and highly anticipated. I was shooting my g/g feature and live shows for Danni. They got me Andy San Dimas to work with who was one of my top choices. She is the most amazing kisser....seriously, I could spend the rest of my life only making out with this girl and I would be completely satisfied. We met when we had both just started out and were taking pictures for our agency's website profile. I thought she was so gorgeous and I was very intimidated by her but also excited at the possibility that I might get to work with her someday. Fast forward a year and a half and I run into her at an AIM Healthcare fundraiser.....we were both really drunk and made out most of the night in various places in the bar. And I had to wait til a few days ago to finally get her in bed. It was definitely worth the wait. I hear the live show was amazing and I can't wait to see the feature. It'll certainly rock your world. It's kind of spooky too but I don't think I played scared too well...

Here are some pics from set:

I shot a quick Christmas striptease..

The studio was freezing cold so Andy and I cuddled for warmth...

They had me wear this horrible shower cap for a quick bit where I get out of the shower...

Just waiting around...

About to shoot the intro...

Andy and the Reaper creepin' on my Dr. Pepper...

Because I like to catch up on my tax law before I go to bed...

Andy San Dimas has sexy legs...

My live solo show outfit...

Our g/g live show outfits...

Yesterday I shot a scene for the Japanese. I've shot for them a few times and they always stay in Irvine which is an hour away from where I live. This time there was an absurd amount of traffic and it took me two hours to get there. The Japanese are very nice guys and are always very sweet. They told me that I'm fairly popular in porn in Japan and my DVD sells a lot of copies. I fucking love Japan. They always want me to play cutesy little girl and I love it because I just channel Orihime and I have a blast pretending I'm a Japanese anime character. My job is fun. They were having some electrical difficulties so I took a bunch of pictures before the sex:

And then it took me 3 hours to drive home. I have no idea why there was so much traffic but I was dying of boredom in my car. I totally rubbed one out on the way home.

Today has been delightfully lazy and exciting. I slept in til 1:30pm, wake and baked...

Went tanning...

Drank some pumpkin beer in my bathtub...

Watched the Suns beat the Mavericks at the outdoor pre season game...

And just finished watching Michael McDonald's new stand up special, which was great!

I'm going to answer some more Formspring questions and then go to bed because I have a very exciting day tomorrow.

"We don't update our blogs.....We are trainwrecks..."

2010-09-28T03:00:00.000-07:00

I've been a terrible blogger. I have this problem that I don't like to blog if nothing interesting has happened so, by the time it does, I'm too busy to blog about it and then I have too much to say when I do finally get around to blogging. It's a terrible habit that I'm going to have to break once my website is up.

I shot my first real content last Monday. It's a g/g with Misty Anderson and we're in a locker room, using a double sided dildo. Those things are a lot of fun, but difficult to maneuver.

I probably would've been better at it if I hadn't been up since 5:30am and at the DMV for five hours before the shoot. The Los Angeles DMV has the ability to really suck the life out of someone and it's hard to recover from that even with a super hot girl all up on you. Either way, it's still going to be a hot scene.

It was really nice to do a g/g scene after so long. I've been doing a lot of b/g/g scenes lately, at least. Still, its not the same. Most girls kind of switch focus to the guy once he enters the picture, which makes sense, but can sometimes cause that awkward threesome effect where someone's kind of left out because not everybody is equally into everyone else. For the most part, though, I really do enjoy the b/g/g dynamic. It's totally rad to ride a dick while making out with a hot girl and playing with her boobies.

So, I did two b/g/g scenes for Porn Pros: The first was with Ella Milano for TeenBFF. I went in thinking I was just doing a b/g but then was pleasantly surprised to find out I got a girl, too. The day started out kind of weird because the location we went to had some people there that weren't involved in the shoot. They eventually left before any nudity happened but we had to wait almost an hour, kind of a mood killer. Once they left, though, everything was fine and we had a lot of fun. I think the sex turned out pretty good and Ella was very hot!

The dressing room. I love my Pano app.

The second one was with Aiden Aspen and um....some guy...for Porn Pros 18yearsold. It was awesome because we got ice cream cones and they were SO fucking good! It was a really hot day out and we all had hot steamy sex in a bedroom.

Then, one day, I was at the mall and stopped by the Godiva store. I bought these amazing pumpkin truffles! They really taste like the best thing that could ever happen to you! You should try them. Buy yourself some at Amazon and send me some, too! ;)

Some other notable events include:
-I finally found the original Phoenix Wright game for DS for a reasonable price...just the cartridge, no case. And also picked up Metroid: Other M and Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep. (I've only played Phoenix Wright so far)
-I watched all of the Resident Evil movies in one day, including the one in theaters. It was a lot of fun!
-I reached my Facebook friend limit. 5000. Please go to my new fan page and like it or save it or friend request it or whatever it's called.

I shot my first deep throat scene for DeepThroatLove. It was very interesting...it was uncomfortable, obviously, but it was fun to see how much I could fit in and how deep I could go. So, no matter how much my eyes watered or my nose sniffled, I still kept trying and I had a great time doing it. I don't know how many more of those I would do but it's always fun to try new things. I hope it looks good.

Speaking of new things, I did my first foot fetish b/g for FMConcepts. Footjobs are kind of hard to do, actually. I got to work with Danny Mountain for the first time. He was so incredibly nice! And British. I had no idea he was British and it was a wonderful surprise! After we shot stills, the photographer took some behind the scenes shots with my iPhone:

That night I got the phone call that I was to be October Danni Girl of the Month. I totally didn't believe him at first but he assured me that yes, they had chosen me! Then he told me I couldn't tell anyone for a whole week! It was terrible not to be able to tell anyone, especially since a lot of people were under the impression that I hadn't won...I couldn't correct them! Haha! I'm so excited to have gotten this, it's such an honor. I finally get to shoot solo stills for them and their photos always turn out so damn good! I can't wait! I'll be doing a live chat for Danni members on the 7th with another girl. It should be a lot of fun! Hopefully they'll book Gracie Glam or Andy San Dimas for me to play with for the chat. Keeping my fingers crossed. Join Danni at least for the month of October so you can see all my good stuff and chat with me!

I shot a 3D scene for Penthouse with the Danni crew. I love working for those guys, they really are one of the best crews...efficient, professional, fun, and so nice. I did the scene with Pike Nelson in an RV that had the windshield and other random parts removed. It was hot and sweaty but I think it'll turn out so awesome! It's kind of POV, too. I look at the camera a lot. While I was there, they dressed me up as a pirate and took some green screen shots. They said it was for a video game promo but that's all they knew about it so, I have no idea on what scale the game is. I don't really care, dressing up as a pirate was fun!

3D camera....ooooooohhhh!

Love my Pano app...

I did a shoot for a website called CumshotSurprise. I knew what I was getting into when I agreed to do it and the pay seemed well worth it. But oh my god, I did not expect to have cumshots on my face multiple times while fucking. It totally made me feel really gross and cold and unattractive. :( It's a shame too, because I was fucking Chad Alva and it would've been nice to actually enjoy it since I think he's cute. Having said all that, I think the scene might turn out pretty damn good, or least really funny.

The day after made up for all that grossness before. I was able to tell everyone that I'm October Danni Girl of the Month and that day, Gerry and Pierre filmed my Up Close and Personal bit. We shot at the Standard Hotel, down the street from my place, because the day they needed to film it was the day that I was getting a new oven and tile so, my kitchen was a mess and I had a few workers over. :( But I still think it turned out ok. We had a lot of fun shooting and went pretty late. We were gonna go to Little Tokyo and Wurstkuche, a couple of my favorite places, but didn't have the time. Well, we did go to Wurstkuche but it was way too crowded and dark to shoot anything. :(

This water was not better. It tasted like carboard.

I do love this city.

After over a year of waiting, I got a last minute booking with Girlfriends Films. They are one of the best companies to shoot for because they give you the most sexual freedom. It's so much more fun to have sex when you don't have to worry about being in choreographed positions. So, anyway, I was very excited to shoot for these guys and I hope they don't forget about me again. Every time I've worked for GFF, they pair me with a MILF. This time I got a red head named Janet Mason. She had a great, tiny body and was a total sweetheart. There was one girl on set that had only shot four scenes and one that was shooting her first scene that day. It was adorable to hear their questions and I hope I gave them good advice. Janet and I let the girl that hadn't shot a scene yet watch us do ours in hopes of calming her nerves but I don't think it helped. It was a really fun evening and I can't wait to see the DVD!

I love being busy but, I miss you guys. It took me like three days to write this blog and most of it was done on my phone on sets and in traffic. My curse is that if it's not detailed and perfectly comprehensive, I don't want to publish it. I sincerely appreciate that anyone reads my ramblings and I can't put into words how much all your support and fandom means to me. Like seriously, you guys always make me happy and without you, I wouldn't be able to do what I so very much enjoy doing. So, yeah, thanks...and stuff. I <3 you.

Check out my calendar, I've got a crazy busy week coming up that I'm very excited about. <3

Don't forget to sign up for Danni so you can chat live with me on the 7th!

Danni Girl of the Month

2010-09-17T17:22:00.000-07:00

I'm so excited to finally be able to tell everyone that I won October Danni Girl of the Month!

Thank you everyone for all your support, I love you guys!

I'm shooting right now for the Up Close & Personal bit and I've got Pierre Brown over my should watching me type.

Gerry is demanding that I get naked and nasty, gotta go, bye!

Oh, geez...

2010-08-30T18:07:00.000-07:00

What a fucking week. Omg.

My laptop wouldn't charge anymore and it finally died. Apparently, the pin inside is broken but it's attached to the motherboard so I have to send it out to the manufacturer to get fixed. Because I can't not have a computer, I bought a netbook and one of those USB wifi things. Unfortunately, it turned out to be a piece of shit and I had to buy a real sized laptop. I went to Best Buy like three days in a row.

Wednesday I went to Vegas to work for Brazzers. I love doing this. There's something I enjoy about taking day trips. It's like I get paid to take a mini vacation. I was shooting a bgg with Mariah Madysinn and Johnny Sins for Big Tits In Uniform.We were stewardesses banging our pilot. After I landed in Vegas, I called to be picked up. When I got in the car, James Deen was sitting in the front seat. He is awfully cute. He was going to fuck Mason Moore in the ass that day. I let him take a picture of my tits for his blog. We then circled the airport in search of a blonde with big tits, Mariah. She was an easy find. One of my favorite things about working for Brazzers is their efficiency. As soon as we got in, I got right into makeup, then wardroobe, stills, and paperwork.

We filmed the intro with an extra and the guy was fucking hilarious! He should really join an improv troupe or something.

Porn is fun.

The scene was great! Mariah and Johnny were wonderful. I'm quite fond of the bgg threesome; it's great fun! I had to teach Mariah what a tit 69 is and that's always a good time. ;) My only complaint was that we had to keep as much of our clothes on as possible and it was SO hot and sweaty. Haha!

After our scene we had several hours to kill before our flight left for back home. It's really hot in Las Vegas so I just roamed around the studio naked til it was time to go to the airport. Mason, James, Mariah, and I ended up in a pile for at least an hour. It was quite comfy actually. James kept making out with me. I kept grabbing Mariah's boobs.

When we got to the airport we went to this Mexican restaurant. I wanted alcohol but I hadn't really eaten anything that day. I don't like Mexican food so I asked for some chips and salsa...they don't have that. What? It's a Mexican restaurant! Well, they have them, but they come as like 3 or 4 on a plate as a garnish. It was unnaturally difficult to get this woman to just get me more than 4 chips and a cup of salsa. It was ridiculous and made me hate that woman for being so imcompetent. Anyway, so I bought a double shot of Bailey's at the bar and went next door to Starbucks. Turned out well.

We had a porn pow wow going. Lisa Ann was taking the same flight out so she had joined our group, too. So, we're all sitting there and this guy comes up to James, asks him if he's James Deen and then tells him how so very awesome he thinks he is, shakes his hand and then practically runs away. The crazy thing is that the guy didn't look gay at all, even had his girlfriend with him, but he HAS to be gay to not notice or acknowledge the 4 pairs of very large breasts surrounding James Deen. It was an entertaining encounter.

Before we had left, I grabbed this head wreath thing I thought was cool. (My version of the Doctor's fez.) I forgot I was wearing it when I got to the airport and then just decided, fuck it, it's Vegas, and wore it til we got on the plane and Mason tried it on.

I sat between James and Mason on the plane. I used James as a pillow. He does this weird thing with his hoodie that makes him look like a creeper.

Thursday I shot for Adam and Eve. The title of the DVD, I think, is Petite Young Things, but on all the paperwork they had abbreviated it to PYT, which I just thought was great and had that song stuck in my head all day. On my call sheet, it said "Please do not show up to set with wet hair." I thought I had maybe not completely dried my hair last time or that was just a standard thing to put on the call sheet. So, I REALLY dried my hair, just to be sure. As soon as I got to set, they asked me if I can swim...Um, yeah, I can swim. Good, cuz they're putting me in the pool. Ok. But as soon as I get into makeup, she tells me I'm going to have wet/oily hair the whole time and then ushers me over to the sink. I'm all for swimming and the wet look but I was SO bummed out that I had spent all that time washing and drying my hair just to have oil in it and get it all wet again. I could've slept in like a whole hour! Ah well, I wasn't going to not do it. :( So she oils me up and puts on this waterproof foundation which keeps water off but also keeps water in so, while I felt like I was sweating my ass off, my face didn't have a hint of sweat on it...it was WEIRD! And that oil! It was just like Morrocan oil and olive oil which is really good for your hair but she put a lot in it to keep the wet look intact. It worked but I couldn't get that stuff out of my hair for a couple days.

That was a really good scene, too! They had me swimming in the pool...I tried to do it all sexy like but I'm not very graceful. We'll see how it turns out. It was nice, though, I gave him a bj at the edge of the pool, then we moved to this outdoor couch. It was so hot outside that we were sooo sweaty! It was fun and slippery! Afterwards we jumped right back into the pool and it felt SO amazing!

This is where things take a bad turn... I take a lot of shit from family that doesn't approve of what I do. My immediate parents are pretty ok with it, as much as they can be. But I have other family members that insist on "saving" me and they keep interfering in my life. I don't want to get too into because I've been going back and forth for days now with them and everyone else. And I don't want to share too much about my family here. It's just one of those arguments that keeps going because no one is going to back down but yet, they insist on pressing and trying to convince and bug me about it. So basically, I've been arguing nonstop for like 3 days. There was a kind of intervention and an attempt to send me to a Christian 12 step program, like in that movie "But, I'm A Cheerleader". I hate to say it but, it's all because they're Christian. I understand how their religion makes them think that what I do is inappropriate, but while they're trying to force their beliefs on me, I wouldn't try to convince them out of Christianity. I just want them to leave me alone. I don't need saving. I am a good, happy, law abiding person that is totally comfortable with their lifestyle.

So, yeah, sorry if I was a bit absent from internetland this past weekend. To de-stress from all that nonsense, I decided to take a few days to myself. I went shopping. Bought some new shoes, sunglasses, Star Wars Legos, and a new bong. I love my new bong. I think it looks "sciencey".

Legos are fun, too.

I'm very excited to go to that DVD release party Friday night, I could use a good partyin. Until then, I'm going to smoke a lot of bowls and build a Lego TIE fighter.

I just got booked for a bgg tomorrow. Awesome. The girl is Ella Milano and she is fucking gorgeous! It'll be a good time.

Boobs.

Slightly epic...

2010-08-21T17:49:00.000-07:00

My schedule has kind of leveled off lately. It's been a welcome pace considering some of the personal stuff that's been stealing my attention lately. We'll get to that later...

I had a Naughty America couple of days. Haha! I shot a scene for My Sister's Hot Friend. That was an awesome day and an awesome scene. It was one of those days that just went very smoothly and simply AND the sex was good! It was even a short day, which I was very thankful for because I had to get up early the next day to catch the train to San Diego. I love taking the train over there. I don't have to deal with traffic, I can sleep, I can do my hair and makeup in the decent sized bathroom. It's a very nice experience. The view is gorgeous. Anyway, this was my second time doing Naughty America Live and a lot of things had changed since I'd been there last. I thought the earpiece would be really difficult to pull off but it was actually a lot easier than the TV screen they originally had. I really enjoy doing Naughty America Live; it's so fun and easy. I talk about me for a half hour then get off...that's a good day, in my opinion. I think the most interesting aspect of it all is that there's always another girl, or two, there with you so, you kind of hang out with this other random person all day. This time, I had Addison O'Riley. She's a real sweet girl. From Florida. But, you know, no sparks flew between us or anything. She's really pretty, too. I was sitting on the floor at the coffee table eating my lunch and stole this shot because I had such a good view. :)

I did the gym cam first...

Then the secretary...

I did the party girl one last and I think it was a bit of a disaster. I really dislike and do not own "club" wear. I just can't bring myself to spend money on such attire. So, I felt silly showing off clothes I don't really like to wear. They just should've let me be naked the whole time.

That following weekend was also a disaster. My brother and his girlfriend came into town to visit. My brother and I are pretty close and we've always gotten along very well so, I was really excited to have him out here. I had only met his girlfriend once prior to this weekend and I wasn't too impressed with her. She's not a bad person or anything she was just very boring and plain. She was like a Mexican version of Anne from Arrested Development. I think my brother could do a bit better. Anyway, all of that aside, I love my brother and I want him to be happy, which she seems to make him. I thought, well, I'll give her another chance, maybe I just need to spend more time with her. SO, I had the brilliant idea that we could go to Six Flags when they came out here. I had been wanting to go for awhile now and we all LOVE rollercoasters...but guess who doesn't? Mexican Anne. She wants to go to Disneyland. Everyone that visits from out of town wants to go to Disneyland because for most people, they haven't been since they were a little kid. After going so many times, though, it gets boring; waiting in those lines just isn't worth it anymore. I agreed to go with the condition that we all get wasted beforehand. It's really the best way to do Disneyland. I spent WAY too much money at the bar for the lot of us and while the rest of us were sufficiently wasted, my brother and "Anne" were barely tipsy. There was no liveliness in them, which isn't how my brother usually is in situations like that. So anyway, the day just kind of sucked hanging out with this girl I didn't like much and the weird version of my brother that her presence created. I eventually just got so fed up with them and the lines that I went to the car and waited for them to want to leave. I was just so disappointed because it wasn't how I expected the day to be. My brother and I have since texted and everything seems to be ok. I haven't told him I don't like his girlfriend because I don't think that's fair. I'm just going to have to learn to deal with her til they break up or something.

There was some awesomeness to be had at Disneyland. I grabbed Darth Vader's Lego package...

And, as drunk as possible and pretty high, we headed straight to Space Mountain (of course) and waited in line for about 5 minutes before we heard it was shut down (of course). So, Captain EO was right there and we got there as they were letting people in, did the asshole move and sat down right in center instead of walking all the way down the aisle. =D It blew my mind! It was, at the time, the best thing I had ever laid eyes on and I was having a blast! I bought the rainbow shirt he wears at the giftshop! But yeah, after that, it was pretty much downhill. HA!

I've been trying to go to the gym more often. I'm perpetually trying to do that, actually. I absolutely hate doing it but I know it's healthy and I'd really like to make a habit out of it. I got this app that uses interval training to help you eventually be able to run 5K without stopping. I really like it. It keeps the treadmill interesting. And then, well, I LOVE my Shake Weight. I think it's working.

Last Friday I had a casting call in the valley. I live downtown, a good 30 miles away, 45-60min with traffic. I get there and the casting director tells me they made a mistake and they asked a bunch of girls to come in to cast for a male part. She said sorry and she hoped I hadn't driven too far. :( I decided to not make the trip to the valley a total waste and stopped by the ATKingdom offices to pick up some free porn of myself. (Thanks so much, guys!) They showed me a few photosets of mine and my g/g scene and filmed my reactions. You can see it on their YouTube page.

Earlier that week a good friend of mine got dumped by what he considered to be his soulmate. He was pretty crushed about it and since he's a boy, he decided to cope by making all of us party our asses off that weekend. I really don't like going out to bars and drinking but there are rare occasions that I will: this, birthdays, weddings, funerals, and Disneyland. It was actually a lot of fun while it lasted but that's just not my scene. Anyway, I take a lot of pictures of myself when I'm drunk at home and actually when I'm sober, too...it's inspired me to make this album. It's basically all the photos I take of myself with my phone plus some other random stuff. I can be quite vain and I enjoy photos of myself.

Scott Pilgrim vs the World was fucking awesome. I saw it twice. If you haven't seen it, do so, please. I'm very disappointed they didn't put the Clash at Demonhead song on the soundtrack. It was a really good song.

On Wednesday, I got a call from my stepmom telling me that she had found out about my little career. Apparently a friend of hers called her and told her about it. What a weird fuckin friend. She said that I had to tell my dad or she was going to, stressing that I should tell him myself. I'm not ashamed of what I do or who knows about it, they're just not words I want to come out of my mouth towards my dad. I felt very "what he doesn't know, can't hurt him" about it. I would've preferred that my stepmom tell him, it'd be a hell of a lot easier on me but, I knew the right thing to do was tell him myself. I've been doing things my parents don't approve of my whole life so I know how to set it up but my dad also now recognizes this set up so, he didn't sound as surprised as I expected him to be. He was very calm about it...asked how long I had been doing it, how I got into it, if I was going to continue doing it, and of course, if I was safe. It's so funny the misperception people have of the industry. Maybe I'm just lucky but I've never encountered any hard drugs, or rape, or mistreatment of girls in any way. All my shoots are pretty damn professional. So, he kind of just took it all in, didn't offer up any sort of opinion and I didn't ask for one. I know he's not going to disown me and he just wants me to be happy but I know it's got to be rather shocking and disappointing. It feels good to know I don't have to lie to him anymore about where I work and that things are out in the open now. I'm sure the whole ordeal isn't over yet. Once he gets over the shock, I'm sure he'll have plenty to say. Now I just have to worry about the extended family finding out eventually. My mom's known for awhile now. She doesn't approve, obviously, but she's been pretty accepting and supportive.

So, then, I called my mom to tell her about the whole situation. And after we chatted for awhile she told me something interesting. My mom and stepdad still own and rent out the house that they lived in when I was 5 to 14 years old. Well, the guy they were renting it out to is moving out and my mom offered it to me. The rent is the same as what I pay now for my tiny studio downtown. It's a three bedroom with a huge backyard and it's very fucking tempting. The guy moves out in the middle of October and I have til September to decide if I want to take the house or not. I really like the house. I want...no, I need more space. A backyard for my dogs would be nice. I don't have to worry about a credit check or security deposit. Or even a lease, if I decide I don't like it I could just move back to LA. It would give me more time to go to school, to cook more. More time to work on and shoot for my own website. I could finally start webcamming. BUT... Do I really want to move back to Arizona? Do I really want to move away from LA? Do I want to be one of those girls that flies in for a week every couple weeks to shoot? Can I? Do I want to restrict my schedule like that? Do I want to do all that traveling? Is what I gain worth what I lose? Yeah, tough fucking decision.

Anyway, on a totally sweet, I'm freakin awesome note...I got to shoot for Vivid. Not a huge deal, really, but it's fun to get stoked on stuff like that. They're one of the biggest companies and I had never shot for them before. I got a bit of a tan and my nails done for it. It was a pretty good day. I had a little trouble finding the place but I had gotten the wrong call time so I was early and it didn't matter. The location owner was a bit weird and even though the director and myself were early, he wouldn't let us in the house til 11. He also had a lock on his fridge and locked myself and the photographer outside when we went to shoot a striptease. I hope it all turned out ok because it was really hot outside. We did the actual scene inside but it was still really hot. Oh, that was such a good fucking scene! Tommy Gunn is an absolute delight! I have no idea how many times I came, I just know I kept cumming and cumming, it was like waves the whole time. I can't wait to see this one.

Hailie James and Charley Chase were also on set. Hailie has awesome tits so of course I made her show me, then took photographic evidence. So hot.

That was the first time I'd met Charley, too. She's so sweet and so pretty. I stole pictures of her, too.

After the shoot, I went to Target and returned some things and bought some stuff, stopped at In N Out, then went home and realized I had done all that with lipstick on my cheek from kissing Charley goodbye. It made me feel adorable. :)

So, that night I went to Amoeba to get the first season of Being Human. I caught the latest episode and was quite intriqued. I'm all caught up now and I'm completely hooked. It's quite good and I apologize to all those that tried to tell me to watch it sooner. I also got Pete & Pete...mostly for nostalgia but more mostly to see Artie again. And then, searching through the blu rays for the new Evangelion movie, I look up and see Moonwalker. I've never teared up so quickly in my whole life. I know it sounds lame but that movie meant the world to me when I was a little kid. I had it on VHS and I had painted my initials on the tape with nail polish and I watched it whenever I was feeling sad and needed cheering up. The last time I saw it, I was in 5th grade. The tape got lost when I moved in 7th grade and that shit is expensive on eBay. Plus, who has a VCR anymore? So, to see that DVD in front of me, on blu ray, was so comforting and nostalgic, I like zoned out for a second and had tears down my cheeks. I know it sounds really lame but it's like finding out you hadn't lost your childhood blankie and your grandma had it this whole time and she patched it up all nice for you. Yeah.

Anyway, I'm going to Vegas on Wednesday to shoot for Brazzers. I love those trips. Traveling is relaxing to me for some reason. I like the solitude of the crowded spaces. The Vegas Brazers guys are pretty great to shoot for, too.

Then, Thursday I'm shooting for Adam & Eve. You know, you should just check out the calendar. There's not much there but there's stuff there.

I had a scene come out recently that I REALLY liked. I even bought a month's subscription so I could watch the whole scene (even though I didn't). It's my first b/g/g and there's practically a whole g/g scene before the guy comes in. Also, I attempt to use a stripper pole. It's not sexy at all but I look pretty so, whatever. I didn't watch much of the b/g/g part but the g/g stuff is pretty nice. This is the link: TeenBFF Here are some sample pics to entice you:

Also, there's a new set of me up at Ambya...

And, lastly, this comes out soon:

They're having a DVD release party on the 3rd at the Highlands nightclub (6801 Hollywood Blvd 90028) and I'm going to be there. And I'm going to party. And hopefully make out with Tanner Mayes. Maybe. We'll see. But you should go, just in case I do. ;)

PHOTOS has been updated...

You comfy? Good...

2010-07-26T02:43:00.000-07:00

I gotta say, I had no idea so many people read this blog. You guyyyyyssss, awwww! I feel so special! Having said that, though, and not to be rude, but I just want you to know that I write this blog for me. It's my diary. It's my way of keeping record of my various young person shenanigans. Sooo...sorry if it's only updated every few weeks and the entries are absurdly long. I’m a busy, very detailed oriented kind of gal. When my personal site launches, I'll be updating more frequently...until then, I'm doin this my way, yo.

So, I did a shoot for Kelly Madison. I was told it was to be a b/g/g which I was stoked on for two reasons: Kelly’s unbelievable natural tits and my first b/g/g. Neither happened. Turns out Kelly had strep! Ha! Of course, Kelly is a sweetheart and didn’t want to get me sick so she opted out of the scene but promised we’d get to play soon. Maybe we can play doctor….. The scene was actually quite fun. I played a girl who had a fight with her mom and to get back at her, I have sex, very loudly mind you, in the backyard. It was a lot of fun to yell and there were some really fun positions in there. I did, however, get cum in my eye for the first time. I was not expecting it at all and it hurt. Like a lot. Like finding out Lebron decided to go to the Heat and not the Knicks…well, to me at least.

The set should be up on KellyFind soon...

I love when photographers make me look tall...

I owned this for 7 months before someone liked it enough to let me wear it for a shoot...

Fuckin around with the Hipstamatic app...

This is Ryan, Kelly Madison's husband, and these are all the women he's fucked...

That weekend I went to Outdoor Cinema Food Fest. To be honest, the only reason I went was to try the Munchie Machine because it was finally going to be downtown…Swingers was just a bonus. That movie is so money, baby. I don’t remember who it was exactly, but someone I knew had tweeted about their cinnamon smores and of course something like that would pique my interest so, I started following them in hopes that they’d come to my side of town. Nope. They never come this way. In fact, that weekend was their very first time downtown. Anyway, the whole event was a lot of fun and if you live in Los Angeles, it’s a nice Saturday night…absolutely perfect for a date. It was a little cold so, I walked down the street and picked up a Snuggie.

They only had kid’s sizes. It was a perfect fit.

The following Sunday I had a pov b/g shoot. Everything is going well, normal this and that…but then we head to the garage and I smell weed. I notice the director/talent is smoking a joint. I make a joke about how I smelled it and wondered if it was the weed in my purse that was so pungent as to say “hey, I smoke weed, too.” Because, of course, I want a hit. …………… No offer. Ok…. I ask if he doesn’t mind if I smoke my own weed since he’s smoking. Well, he does mind. Really? I’m sorry but that’s just kind of dick. Anyway, so we’re in their car driving to the location and they’re playing this awful techno music that makes me SO glad I own an iPhone and ear buds.

As soon as we get there, I sneak out and smoke a J… a J for justice! =P

So we’re shooting around the place…

and we had been using some whip cream but it had started to melt. Well, they’re boys and of course they only bought one bottle, so we decide to stick it in the freezer for a bit and just take a break til it’s good again. I go check my phone and I have a text from my beloved Gracie Glam that just says “I like your yellow shirt.” And it took me a second to realize that I was WEARING a yellow shirt. Ok, so Gracie HAS to be here, right? Sure enough, she was in the other room. I can’t even begin to explain how delighted I was to see her. She is the sweetest, most darling girl I have ever met and I always, always forget that she’s much younger than me because she’s just so damn smart.

It was a good thing she was there, too, because I ended up having to wait over an hour and half for my ride to get there. We watched some of that I Love Beth Cooper movie…was nice to see that girl play yet another cheerleader and surprising that Michael Cera wasn’t in it. Yeah, it was that kind of movie.

Ok, so…
Super Awesome Shoot #1:
I shot another g/g and b/g in the same day…but the two scenes were related…and it was sci fi themed…and I got to be a robot…and I got to fuck Keni Styles in dorky glasses (we remember he’s British, right?) AND a hot lady! I couldn’t ask for a fucking better day. Not to mention, I got to shoot at the Penthouse studios, which I had never been to before. Also, I freakin love that crew. Most crews are just average, some are even lame, but then there are the rare few that are just awesome and make your work fun so, it’s not so bad that you’re there for like 12 hours. I really can’t wait to see how this whole series turns out. I hope it turned out as awesome as I think it will. ;)

It was a long day so, I kept myself entertained:

Super Awesome Shoot #2:
Lethal Hardcore has come up with this crazy device…

See that circle in the middle? It rotates like a lazy susan.
Like this…

I don’t think I really have to explain the fun to be had here. I hope it does well and they make a series of it because every girl should experience that feeling. It is fascinating! So, apparently, I’m to be on the DVD box cover. Awesome! But, that meant like 4 hours of stills…on my knees the whole time. That thing is fun but not for that long. Anyway, we took a lot of breaks to get photos approved and to make sure ALL angles were covered so, I hung out outside a bit.

My friend from back home came into town that night…and he brought my arcade stick for me. I missed it so! Now I don’t suck as much at Street Fighter. I still kind of suck, though.

And then I got iced.

It was gross.

Super Awesome Shoot #3:
Unfortunately, I could really care less about UFC or MMA fighting…whatever it’s called…but this shoot was a lot of fun to be a part of. Jordan Ash and Carlo Carrerra ACTUALLY fought 2 rounds to win a prize fucking with me. The loser had to fuck a fat chick. Haha! It’s such a fun concept and a lot of people are really going to enjoy it. It’ll be on cable…

We fucked IN the ring!

These were the two girls for the fight after mine…she has mind boggling tits…

Super Awesome Shoot #4:
The Teasers VOD guys are one of those totally awesome crews that are oh so rare. Somehow, Marc and I have always gotten along very well and I think he’s such a great guy. So, shooting for him & Chief is like hanging out with friends for the day. BUT they shoot a particular kind of content: public nudity, and it is daring! These two are ridiculously charming and smooth talkers so, the shit they get me to do is just absurd. I don’t want to give away what we shot that day because I think part of the fun of their content is just the wonder of where these girls go and what they’ll do there. We did get told to leave one of the spots we went to, though. They could see me on security cameras. Whoopsie.
(Check out some great pictures here.)

The next day, I got my car back! Woo hoo!!! No more rides! Yay!!!!!!

And then,
Super Awesome Shoot #5:
My first b/g/g! I had gotten the wrong information and went in thinking it was just a b/g. There was another girl in the makeup room who I assumed was just doing a different scene so, I was polite, but didn’t pay much attention to her. Turns out, that’s my girl and it’s a b/g/g. Oh, thank you porn gods for this wonderful twist of fate. So yeah, the amount of g/g shoots I do now since I started doing b/g has significantly gone down…you were right, I was wrong, nanner nanner neinner…it fucking sucks. I was way stoked to be getting some lady action. And it was good! This shoot was super awesome for several reasons: Heather Starlet was awesome and not a dummy. She’s also a stoner, like me. She’s a great kisser. We practically did a g/g scene before the b/g/g scene. We smoked a lot of weed and I think I even did a shot of Jager. But, the best part was the arcade machine with Street Fighter 2 on it. I played it as much as I could. It was a custom machine so the owner hadn’t entirely configured all the buttons and some of the ones he did were wrong, so that kind of sucked because most of the time you couldn’t pick your own character or some of the buttons didn’t make the characters do anything. This is my defense of why I lost to Heather…

(There is a video of us playing but it won't upload; I'll try again later.)

Also, the threesome was unbelievable! That was a lot of fun!

Friday was another installment of sci fi robot fun for Penthouse, this time with Ramon Nomar as a Bladerunner type character. I get real emotions fucked into me. Haha! I so can’t wait to see this! Ramon did two scenes that day and got to fuck Taylor Tilden after me. Since Taylor was there, we did a little mini photoset and very short striptease together. That was nice. I can never complain when I get to kiss a hot girl.

For the very last scene, I’m in my “robot shipping crate”…. It was fun, haha!

Last night I got the awesome privilege of seeing Pinback live for the first time. I was very relieved to find out that they had the whole band and not just the two guys like I thought it would be. It was an amazing show! They said they were playing “deep cuts” from their albums but they played all of my favorite songs so I guess I like the not so popular tracks? Anyway, they had this screen behind them that played hilarious videos! I couldn’t help but doing my own MST3K commentary for like half the show. It was very entertaining.

One of my twitter pals was at the show and I got to meet him! That was really cool. He was very nice and very respectful, just wanted to say hi. It’s so weird meeting someone for the first time after “talking” to them so much. (I’m still reading it, Bob <3)

Today I had a meeting about starting up my own website. Looks like I might go with these people but there’s one more company I need to talk to before I officially decide. I really can’t wait to start building content. Oh the ideas I have and the people I wanna fuck… If it turns out the way I want it, it’s going to be a really fun site…especially since it’ll have a more frequently updated blog. ;)

Hey, my east coasties! I’ll be at Exxotica NY! Yay! And I’ll have 8x10s for you! Yay!

Oh, the unbelievable shit I somehow get myself into...

2010-07-03T03:53:00.000-07:00

So, the internet world missed me, huh? Well, I missed you, too, dammit… but I’ve had a hell of a fucking month. Quite possibly the worst I’ve ever had. We’ll start where we left off…

I fucked a Japanese guy! It was mostly fun. For part of the scene, right before the sex, they had me put on what they claim was a Japanese girls’ physical education uniform (Google searches for this outfit produced no results). This thing was atrocious. It was 100% polyester, had a tight collar, and weird diaper shaped shorts. AND above the knee socks. I was dying of heat… me, the girl from AZ who hates the cold… I had to break 4 times to just sit in front of the fan for a bit before starting again because they wouldn’t let me take it off til the very end. I put on a smile but I was not a happy sexer. The worst part was, there was some miscommunication between everyone and I was supposed to get same day cash… but didn’t. It was sent to my agent’s office over a week later. This wouldn’t have been a big deal if I hadn’t trusted my agent and counted on getting that money that day. The shoot was in Irvine and I didn’t bring much money with me. I BARELY made it home without getting gas. It was kind of terrifying, to be honest. I did learn some sexy Japanese phrases… but forgot them already. Ha!

The Japanese gave me tighty whities and a lollipop:

E3 started the next day. Never trust an acquaintance who claims they can get you in. You’ll only get your hopes up and then be crushed. I watched a lot of the live footage, though. Those games are freakin sweet! The cinematic trailer for Star Wars was phenomenal! I’m not even into Star Wars games but mayyybe that one… The new 3DS is pretty cool. I like that the colors aren’t retarded like the DSiXL. I still probably won’t get one, though. I just got my pink DSi not too long ago. I think I’m going to wait on the Kinect, too. The games they have for it so far aren’t very appealing to me. SO glad it’s not called Natal anymore...that was a dumb name. Anyway, tons of awesome new games and the like…maybe I’ll get to go next year.

I actually had a chance to be a booth babe at E3 but had to turn it down because they needed someone for every day and I had a shoot already scheduled on Wednesday….which I ended up cancelling because on Tuesday my body thought it a good idea to get strep throat. Awesome. And because of this, I also got the privilege of not going to this:

Which I’m sure would’ve been AMAZING. However, I am kind of glad I didn’t venture into downtown Thursday night. Stupid Lakers rioters setting cars on fire near my home. I thought this news tagline was hilarious, especially considering their faces:

Back to work on Monday! I shot a scene with Denis Marti for Naughty America’s Naughty Rich Girls site. I got to play a bitchy rich girl. That was a great scene, a lot of fun! Worst location ever, though! Ok, it’s actually not that bad but my agent failed to give me the directions that the producer provided them with and didn’t tell me not to use my navigation. It’s one of those houses way, way up in the hills that most navigation systems know nothing about. So, I’m driving along this tiny, curvy road and I get to a turn that doesn’t actually exist. I try one way that could turn into the way I need…it’s a hill and about half way up I realize this isn’t going to work. So I stop, just brake, not park, and call my agent. No service. Of course. I take my foot off the brake, move to the gas pedal so I can drive up the hill in hopes of getting service. As soon as my foot leaves the brake, my car starts rolling back…and fast! Well, at least that’s what it felt like. I slam on my brakes and notice that while I was fiddling with my phone, my car just decided to turn itself off. Just the engine… the a/c and stereo stayed on. I have no idea what caused it (doesn’t really matter now, that story will come later) but it scared the shit out of me! I thought I was going to roll off a cliff! I finally get a hold of my agent, get the directions I should’ve had in the first place, drive all the way back down to the freeway (like 15 mins), go up a few streets, then drive back up a similar, long road.…oh this is just boring to type now… Basically, lots of driving on curvy, one lane cliff roads, and extremely rocky terrain is not a fun way to start a fuck. It was a really good fuck, though.

The location had all these amazing fetish paintings hung up. I’ve never seen anything like it. They were really hard to stop looking at. I snapped a pic of one:

The owner said the artist’s name was Allen or Allan or Alan Douglas and that the site is artisnotdead.com but that site doesn't work. If anyone can find out how to get some of his work (or buy some for me) it would be so very much appreciated. :)

Wednesday was delightful! I love working for KissMeGirl! They shoot like Girlfriends Films does…they only use girls that actually like girls and they let us have sex like we would if there were no cameras…with a little guidelines, of course. I did the scene with Avy Scott who was a fantastic kisser and just fun all around. The site is focused mostly on a particular style of kissing and to show us exactly what he was looking for, he had Avy and I watch a clip of Andy San Dimas and Bobbi Starr. I think every director should do this…just a minute of watching those girls made me SO horny I made him turn it off so I could get at Avy already. I fucking love girls. I fucking love fucking girls. The scene is up already, so check it out!

Thursday I shot a scene for a site that isn’t up yet. I love the premise of it, though. It’s so voyeuristic. I don’t want to give too much away since it’s not up, but it makes it seem like you’ve hacked into some girl’s webcam on her computer and can just see her in her room doing things she’d normally do, like masturbate and bring a guy home from a club. Haha! We shot the scene at the house of one of the people that works at my agency, V, someone I talk to almost every day, so that was already pretty funny to me. But we get there and the director can’t get her front door open. He decides to go around back and I follow him, then stop at the gate because I hear dogs…big dogs. He goes in the yard to where I can’t see him anymore and I just hear things…dogs barking, him talking, stuff rustling. I think I’m exaggerating this but I really felt like I was in the movie The Sandlot and it was cracking me up! So, he pops back over to where I can see him and tells me to come back...

By now I’ve seen that the dogs are actually pretty chill black labs and I walk back. Director guy and V have decided that I will climb in through the bathroom window above her shower to unlock the front door from the inside. Um…ok, sure, I guess. I climb through the window, get soapscum all over my black clothes, and go to unlock the front door. It’s stuck. Like, really stuck. Ok, well I’ll just open the back door, let the director in and he can try to figure out the front door. The back door was wide open. Really?! He didn’t check that shit before requesting that I climb through a window? Sheesh, the things I do for porn.

Oh we’re to Friday already… oh my god, Friday…

I feel I should give a little backstory first. Crazy neighbor guy had gotten progressively worse over the past few weeks. Our building tried to call his son to tell him that his dad is losing it and hadn’t left his apartment in two weeks. Son didn’t give a shit. So, they called the police in to do a welfare check on him. Well, they weren’t allowed to go into his apartment if he didn’t open the door for them. Crazy neighbor guy NEVER opens his door, for anyone. He just shouts and throws things at his door. Since that didn’t work, the building had no choice but to evict him and they posted a note on his door. (He wasn’t paying his rent either but we later found out it was because his son was cashing his veteran’s checks and not sending his dad the money. I hate his son. Such a dick.) The next day, the envelope and his door were covered in olive oil. The envelope like he had used the oil to read what it said without actually opening it and the door like he tossed the bottle at the door til the bottle was empty, then rubbed his hands all over it. I tried to take a picture of the door but it didn’t turn out. I did get a picture of his doorstep, though:

Just weird, right? So, Friday morning at about 5am, I am awakened by extremely loud Spanish music coming from neighbor guy. I call security, he pounds on the door, neighbor screams back but turns the music off. I go back to sleep and wake up at about noon. When I wake back up, I can hear his TV on full blast on a Spanish channel. See, this guy is a big white German and I’m 98% sure he doesn’t know a lick of Spanish. All this is annoying, but bearable. Until he opens his window and puts on….you know those southern black preachers? It was exactly that but in Spanish. And way louder than anything he was playing before. I’ve had enough at this point because I can’t even hear my own TV when it’s as loud as it’ll go. I called the cops at about 2pm and they got there shortly after. Typical routine ensues (cops knock, neighbor shouts, turns down noise but doesn’t open up) and the cops say they can’t do anything now but if he continues with the noise to call them again and if the building manager ok’s it, they can break in. About 3 hours later, he starts blaring pop music. The most random shit, too, like The Bangles and Britney Spears. This guys is in his mid 70s, shouldn't he be listening to Buddy Holly or something? I try to endure, ignore, and give this guy the benefit of the doubt but at about 8pm, I can’t take it anymore and call the cops again. So this time, they have every intention of barging in this guy’s apartment if he doesn’t open his door. I’m convinced that this guy probably has some sort of weapon in his possession and I was not about to be in my apartment when they tried to pull him out. As soon as the cops arrived, I went downstairs to watch it all go down on the security cameras…like this:

Of course he didn’t answer his door. And screamed. And threw things at his door. Eventually, there were about 10 uniforms, a sergeant, and a detective upstairs. There were 8 cop cars, an ambulance, and a fire truck outside the building. Just for this one guy. About 45 minutes pass by the time someone got there with that door ramming rod thing. They start ramming the door but it’s not working. Six different people tried and 15 minutes passed before they got the door down. And it was pitch black in there. So, I’m watching and it looks like they’re about to bring him downstairs and out…I did not want him to see me in case he tried to come back and kill whoever called the cops on him. Stupid logic, but I was flustered from the whole situation. Anyway, since they were going to take him down in the elevator I figured I could go up the stairs and miss them. I live on the second floor so the instant I opened the stairway door I was attacked with what I assume is what death smells like. Literally. I’m pretty sure I now know what a dead body smells like. I make it up the stairs and they’re still all up there talking about it and getting some information from the manager then, asked me a few questions. Neighbor guy was still on the floor and just kept shouting his social security number, nothing else. He wouldn’t answer any questions, just kept repeating that number. It was freaky. So, in talking to the cops and hearing things, I found out he had his door barricaded with most of his furniture and 3 extra deadbolt locks (which is why it took them so long to get the door open) and that they had pulled him off his bed where he was surrounded by rotting food and dead maggots. DEAD ones. That means that they had to go through their entire life cycle in this guy’s apartment. Disgusting! Oh, the smell. I will never forget that smell it was so bad. Anyway, the second they get him in the elevator, I bolt into my apartment because I couldn’t stand the smell anymore. I check on my dogs that I left in the bathroom for safety, poor things were freaked out from all the sounds. I grab something to drink, turn on the TV, and look out my window to check out all the cop cars. I notice there are two more fire trucks arriving…huh? See, I’m actually friends with my building manager and that’s kind of why I live here in the first place. So, I text him to see what’s up with the fire trucks and he tells me that the elevator is stuck….the one with neighbor guy in it. I guess they weren’t stuck for long but I felt SO bad for those cops stuck in the elevator with him. I can’t even imagine the rambling but he had to have smelled absolutely horrible. So, that’s the end of neighbor guy, finally. The cops said that he’ll be taken to a hospital and will most likely be admitted to an institution. I’m glad he’s going to get the help he so clearly needs and I finally get some restful sleep.

This is his door sealed off:

Today they replaced it, but check out the door frame dent:

And then I saw the actual door outside when I took out the trash:

Saturday I shot at that crazy location again but I knew how to get there this time so it wasn’t so bad. The shoot was for Twistys. The scene was great! Kristina Rose was there shooting her scene before mine and we did this little dream sequence like bit where we were nurses trying to teach you how to do CPR but it just turned into boob grabbing and making out. She’s a good kisser; I’d love to give her a real go. I saw some of the pictures and they look amazing. I look kind of Russian. Haha! I’m not too fond of my pretty girls, though. They had me in this huge nurse’s outfit that wasn’t very flattering and I just look tired. I think the sex turned out fantastic, though! He was this real tall guy, Carlo Carrera, and he basically just threw me around like a doll. I love that. We did a 69 while standing up which was so fun to do but I couldn’t do it for long cuz I was upside down and all my blood was already heading to my vagina anyway. I think I almost passed out. ;) Can’t wait to see that one!

Sigh… then that fateful Sunday night… I was just going to Target, made it about 2 blocks from home, then BAM, I got T-boned. I was making a left turn, they had a stop sign, so I went… but they did, too…
My car:

Their car:

No one was hurt. I was a little sore the next day and have some weird bruises on my leg from my seat but nothing serious at all. But then, earlier today, I found out that they didn’t have a stop sign. Which means it’s my fault. Could’ve sworn I saw one there. I need to walk over and check it out just to be sure they’re not yanking my chain. I wasn’t even high! Or on my phone! :(

Monday was a fun scene that really took my mind off things, which I was so very thankful for. I finally got the honor of working with…omg…Keni Styles. That accent…it kills me. I’ll suck his cock so long as he keeps talking to me. Haha! When I got my info for the shoot, it was a little confusing because there were 3 other girls in the scene doing a BJ. Turns out, we went to a club and it was “my 21st birthday and my girls got me a stripper!” I had to act like a WOO girl from How I Met Your Mother for a half hour. You see, I don’t do group sex scenes because that many people just confuses me and I’m not really a take charge kind of gal. So, yeah, the first 15 minutes was a little confusing to me and I just went with it. With so many people around it’s kind of hard to pay attention to what everyone is doing. But one of the other girls wasn’t into it at all and you could tell. I wonder if it’ll show in the scene, but I could tell. I think she was the same one that wouldn’t suck his dick after it was in my pussy. Really?! You got a problem with vagina? It’s not like it was in my ass, bitch. Don’t do ecstasy the day before a shoot (then tell everyone on set about it) and maybe you’ll be more of a team player. On the other side of that, let me tell you about the girl that put that scene over the top for me. Her name is Courtney Page and I now have a massive crush on her. They told us beforehand that we didn’t have to do anything with the other girls if we didn’t want to because we weren’t getting paid extra for it. I assumed, just by looking at these girls, that they wouldn’t be interested in making out with one another. I was dead wrong about Courtney. By the end of the scene, I was on top of her making out (gosh, she’s a good kisser!) while Keni was bonin’ me. We all know me, I love the dick, but give me some tits to suck on and I am the happiest lady around. Now you must follow her on Twitter. Please? For me? I wanna fuck her for realsies…

After the scene, Keni and I went to AIM and In N Out. It was his first In N Out and he was so nonchalant about it and had no idea what the big deal was. It was adorable. He said he loved the burger. Yay America.

(Check out Keni's blog for some pics from set... I didn't want to steal them from him.)

Tuesday morning, I woke my ass up at 2am and cabbed it to the AT&T store at about 4am. I was the 10th person in line and the store opened at 7am. I just watched Doctor Who the whole time. :D And then, hallelujah, I got a new iPhone! I had the 2nd generation 8 gb one…I couldn’t even do video and it ran like a slow PC. Needless to say, I love my new iPhone. My only complaint so far is that the front camera is way shittier than the back camera, or even the previous iPhone cameras. It’s so grainy, see:

On Wednesday I did a scene with a lovely man named Michael Maverick. His site isn’t up yet so I walked in there having no idea what he looked like. He’s very handsome and I was very pleased. The scene was that I was interviewing for his personal assistant and he runs a massage parlor. So I got a massage! I love massages before sex! It definitely loosens you up and clears your mind. And the pictures turned out AMAZING! I stole some shots with my phone from their laptop to share just how good of a photographer this guy was. There are two aspects to a perfect model: knowing your own poses that look great and taking direction well. Oh, well, and expressions, too, but whatever. I suck at everything but taking direction and I do that like a fucking PRO. So this photographer was one of those guys that tells you EXACTLY, to a fucking T, how to pose. I LOVE that. I can’t see what angles a photographer is shooting at or what they’ve zoomed in on or not so sometimes the pictures don’t turn out so hot. These turned out…just…omg look for yourself:

Now for the downer… that night, I started to feel really sick again and Thursday morning, I went to the doctor to have him tell me that my strep is back. :( So, hey, guess what? I’m sick… fucking AGAIN. And it hurts. I got a stronger dosage of antibiotics and I should be better in a few days. With being sick twice and not very far apart I’m really starting to think it’s time to nut up and stop smoking weed on such a regular basis…save it for awesome new episodes of TV that I love like Doctor Who and Futurama. Or when It’s Always Sunny starts back up. I smoke that shit every single day and I think it’s taken it’s toll on my immune system. I get sick almost every month and that is not acceptable. If I do this, note that I will be EXTREMELY cranky and cynical. That’s why I smoke it in the first place, keeps me from being insane. Quitting cigarettes was so easy but weed is almost impossible for me. I did it once before for 7 months when I got caught with it in AZ. So, I know I can do it, I just don’t have any outside force driving me this time and it’s going to be much more difficult. Maybe I’ll stop playing the Sims so much…I became so shamefully addicted to that game while I was sick with the first bout of strep to the point where I was playing instead of Twittering or blogging. So, my apologies everyone, I’m sorry I’ve been so reclusive these past few weeks but hopefully now you can understand why. And I really appreciate all the “Where’s April gone?”s, they make me feel loved and I love you guys right back. <3

I say “so” way too often. ;)

DOCTOR WHO SEASON FINALE SPOILER! DON’T READ IT UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW! OR HAVE ALREADY SEEN IT…

OH! I have to say my two cents about the Doctor Who finale. Ohmyfuckinggod the Pandorica was for the Doctor?! WHAT?!?! Didn’t see that one coming! Bravo Moffatt! Brilliant, brilliant finale! So much going on, old friends, old enemies, saving the whole of time and space, I LOVE DOCTOR WHO! Now, I love, love, love Matt Smith! I think he’s doing a perfect job as the Doctor and I hope he lasts a very long time in the series…but…I really wish that episode was written for David Tennant. I feel like an episode like that with such an abundance of Doctor Who history in it would’ve come off better from someone who had played the part for longer than a season. Ok, not come off better, but I would’ve been just a little more emotionally involved about it, I guess. I do think that Smith did a stunning job of portraying such an old soul. I loved watching him talk to Amelia about the Tardis, you can really see the pain of losing such an old love in him. My biggest, and really only, complaint is that Amy and Rory didn’t stay behind. I thought it was such a wonderful full circle fairy tale story of theirs that it was time to say “happily ever after” and bid them adieu. Now how are they going to cut them out when the time comes? They’ve already killed both of them, Rory twice! Kind of… But really? How the fuck is that gonna go down? Totally off topic: They should make the Christmas special 2 hours. By the way, if you’ve watched all of this season (and especially if you’ve seen Torchwood: Children of Earth) you have to go back to season 4 and watch the Fires of Pompeii. It’s hilarious to see Amy Pond covered in makeup, chanting, and prophesizing. (And you’ll recognize the Torchwood guy…) It be cool if they could tie that into an episode…like Amy and the Doctor had to go back and she had to pretend to be one of the sisters. Probably wouldn’t work but I wish they could. Doctor Who does that all time with it’s characters. And you know that lady LaGuerta from Dexter? She plays a maid in an episode in the second season. Hilarious.

Have a safe and happy 4th of July everyone!

I'm addicted to pretzel M&Ms.....

2010-06-12T23:21:00.000-07:00

Oh my, it has been awhile and this is going to be a long one…..again. I’ll be honest, I thought I’d be working more once I started doing boys but I did not expect to work THIS much! Don’t get me wrong, it’s freakin’ sweet but I kind of miss Twitter replying and Doctor Who marathons. No real complaints, of course, because I love my job!

So, let’s see, what have I been up to?

A friend of mine who lived in my building moved and left his turtle behind. I decided he wasn’t worthy of turtle ownership anymore and kept him. I named him Bender Bending Rodriguez the 3rd.

I did a scene in a laundromat. Really makes you wonder what other places I’ve been to that people have fucked on. Eventually, anywhere you go will have had someone fuck or die there at some point in time. Nice, right?

The scene was great! I got to work with Mikey Butders which was fun because I met him while doing the Saved by the Bell parody. He was amazing and quite creative. I can’t wait to watch this one. It’s for Hustler’s BeaverHunt but I don’t know when it’ll be up.

They were shooting another scene in a bar right next door, so Mikey and I played a quick game of pool while the other girl got naked for pretty girls on the other table. My job is fun.

A couple of days later I shot two scenes for New Sensations. One was with Bree Daniels and the other was with Anthony Rosano. That was a very long but entertaining day.

I love working with Bree. She is such a sweetheart and just plain fun. They had to cut often because we couldn’t stop laughing.

In the beginning, I push her up against a fridge…I want to see how that turned out…

Anthony was after Bree. It was great! I’ve met Anthony a few times before and he’s always been a little smitten with me. So, honestly, his intense attraction to me was quite a turn on. Unfortunately, we had to rush a bit because we only had the location til a certain time. I’ve never packed up and left a place so quickly in my life.

The next day was a solo for Elegant Angel. I got there too early, bitched to my agent, then took silly pictures in the mirror til the makeup artist arrived.

We went to this awesome house with this awesome view…

I got naked on that ledge. Then, moved inside to the stairs where I squirm and cum a lot. It’ll be called All By Myself 4.

Sometimes, I take pictures of myself in hopes that they turn out good and I can share them with my Twitter buds. Most of those pictures turn out bad, like I look way too high. But, sometimes, I’ll see the picture again and notice something that makes the picture awesome, like mirror Alien perfectly grabbing my tit.

On Saturday, I went to Phoenix to shoot for FTV. I guess they’re starting to shoot some hardcore now so I did a boy/girl. It was fun, especially to be back there after like a year.

I got lucky with the booking because Sunday was my friend’s birthday, and Monday was my dad’s birthday. So, I stayed a few days.

I found these at a thrift store in Tempe. The one on the left is from 1996 and the rest are 2003. That's so much Seanbaby I've never read!

It was SO fucking hot! I couldn’t take it anymore and drove around without a shirt on. I used to love the heat but I guess I’ve gotten used to LA and I can’t imagine living there again.

I do like to eat a lot when I visit home. I always hit up YC’s, every time.

If I’m in town for a couple days, I’ll hit up this one particular Long John Silver’s that I’ve gone to so often since I was a little girl for the best cheesesticks I have ever had in my whole life. This time, they didn’t have them. They discontinued them. I know they’re just cheesesticks but it felt like a childhood friend had died. It’s awful. I still can’t believe I’ll never have those again. So, because I was sad and really hungry, I indulged in another childhood favorite, Peter Piper Pizza. I even played games while waiting for my pizza.

Don’t worry, I didn’t eat it all myself. I had like 2 slices.

My brakes were squeaking so I got them checked. I needed new front brake pads but, hey, also, fucking all new tires! Great, I’d love to! Omfg expensive! They were quite adamant about if I didn’t at least get the front 2 replaced, I certainly wouldn’t make it back to California. So, on Monday, I got new tires. While I was waiting, I got the longest mani pedi ever. It took her like 2 hours. But my nails look awesome. They’re a Tardis blue color. Nash approves.

I got back into LA late Monday night, then woke up early on Tuesday to shoot a boy/girl for The Erotic Network. When I checked the mail in the morning, my sonic screwdriver had arrived! I couldn’t wait and opened it in the car on the way to set.

Unfortunately, I needed an ACTUAL screwdriver to put the batteries in so it’d light up and make sounds. Lucky me, no one on set had a screwdriver. Every tiny second of spare time I had while shooting I was looking for an object to use as a screwdriver. I finally found some scissors that worked but it took forever! I got it done immediately after we finished shooting and it was glorious. No one around me had any idea how awesome it was. Would it be inappropriate (or even legal on video) to use my sonic screwdriver as a sex toy?

Here are a couple pics from set taken by the director, Melvin Smackpepper, with the Hipstamatic app on his iPhone:

I had a day off on Wednesday and had a ton of errands to do. I went to the bank, picked up a check, paid my agent, got tested at AIM…then I went to check out an apartment with some friends, then to get food at Umami Burger in Hollywood. I’ve been to Umami plenty of times and have always parked in the Jack in the Box parking lot. Unfortunately, this time, they decided to tow my car. Total bummer. I had to call a cab to take me to the towing lot. While waiting for the cab, I went to Amoeba and bought some awesome shit…

Towing cost $255 + $25 for the cab ride. In my defense, someone else was driving and decided to park there…but I let them.

This might be lame but, I still want to share. I was driving to my shoot on Thursday and passed this billboard….

It IS supposed to say “WINE” country, right?

My shoot was awesome! It was for MassageCreep so, I got a sweet massage. It was the best massage ever. Like a sex massage. I was in such a daze the whole time I was so relaxed. I want to shoot for that site every day.

My male talent was Johnny Castle and he rolled up on this beauty:

I took a couple pictures after the scene…

So, before we shot the scene, the director and I were having a chat. He mentioned that a particular part of that site’s style was a facial and that he had told my agent that specifically. Well, my agent didn’t mention it to me. So, there was this whole big mess of needing that shot or the scene wasn’t going to go down. Between this director, previous directors, and the reactions of fans and my agent it suddenly became very clear to me that this whole facial business was a much bigger deal than I had previously thought. It seems like this: not doing facials in boy/girl is like refusing to use a toy in girl/girl. Yeah, you’ll get a few companies that’ll hire you but, ultimately, you’re not going to get much work AT ALL. Honestly, a cum shot to the face isn’t as bad as not working at all. So, bottom line…bring on the facials! .....but please don’t aim for my eye.

Friday I watched Star Trek: Next Generation all day then passed out early.

Today I was supposed to go to LA Pride with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she had a really rough night last night and just wanted to be alone for the day. I was pretty bummed but I understand. Really, I totally understand and don’t blame her at all but, objectively, it just sucks to be reminded that no matter what, you can’t really count on anyone. Anyway, all’s good, it’s been real nice just hanging out at home and “vegging”. It’s my favorite thing to do. ABC Family is playing the Back to the Future trilogy back to back and it’s impossible for me to not watch these movies if presented. Back to the Future is the best movie ever.

That’s how Michael J got the Parkinsons….too much time travel. It’s ok, he can outfox anything.

I watched Doctor Who. Fuckin sweet! I wish I had the ability to headbutt someone and they’d instantly be a Doctor Who fan. Or maybe a tit grab instead of a headbutt…looked like it hurt. Next week is going to be brilliant! The Pandorica opens! What the fuck is the Pandorica? Omfg.

Tomorrow I get to drive to Irvine to shoot a boy/girl scene with a Japanese guy. AWESOME! I’m always up for fucking Asians, especially the Japanese! I have Japanese word questions for them.

From the top.....

2010-05-30T00:59:00.001-07:00

I had the best dream I have ever had in my entire life. I haven't smoked any weed in 4 days due to the sick and no weed makes my dreams go crazy. The only bad part was that it was SO lucid that I woke up with all these intense emotions. Since dreams are hard to explain, I'll give the short version. Basically, I had traveled with the Doctor before and he left me for some reason. But then he came back. I swear, if the character of Amy Pond was real, I'd know EXACTLY how she felt...and it is not a good feeling (one of those delightful emotions I woke up with). So, anyway, Tardis shows up in my room. It's bits and pieces after this but we get to having sex and he keeps switching between David Tennant and Matt Smith. Turns out he's not really the Doctor but using a perception filter (which was obviously glitching) to get to me. Unfortunately, my stupid neighbor and his Vietnam war shouting woke me up before I could find out who he REALLY was. So, yeah, essentially I had an extremely lucid dream of sex with the Doctor. I now have the absolute best mental jerk off material.

I did a photoshoot this morning to have new pictures for LA Direct so people can see how sexy I am and book me. I was pretty cranky the whole time because of the sickness. It also took 2 hours longer than it was supposed to. For some crazy ass reason, I was under the impression that I would be the only girl there...or at least maybe one or two others but certainly not 9 girls and 4 guys... plus 2 MUAS, photographer, his PA, homeowner, his 2 friends, their housekeeper and then Derek (my agent) showed up later. It was quite a full house that I was not mentally prepared for. Thank goodness Breanne Benson showed up a little bit after me. I love that girl. She's so sweet and cute. I will fuck her one of these days. I also met Keni Styles. He's Asian AND British! Swoon! If it turns out that he's Japanese, I HAVE to fuck him. Just HAVE to. Probably would even if he's not Japanese. ;) Anyway, I think the pictures are going to turn out really well. The new bangs are really growing on me. Not literally...well, literally...ah, you get the point.

Here are a couple pics I took while waiting for my turn to shoot:

I took a nap like the second I got home. Not a long one but it did the trick.

Then...the game. Fuck that sucked sooooo much. It hurt my purple and orange little heart. I was SO sure that we'd win that game and then 7 would be anyone's game, which I was fine with. But fuck, getting eliminated at home was just awful. Fuckin Kobe. I appreciate that man's talents but he is NOT a team player and basketball is a team sport. Granted, his team kind of sucks and he HAS to carry them but whatever, I want my Suns to win. The worst part of it all, in my opinion at least, is that I sincerely think this might've been Nash's last chance at a title and there's NO ONE that would disagree that he really deserves one. I'm also VERY concerned that we'll lose Amare now. I can't even talk about it anymore...moving on....

Good thing I saved Doctor Who for last. It cheered me up a bit....til the end. I don't want to give anything away but I'm still in shock and awe and I watched it like 4 hours ago. Seriously, OMFG. OMFG!

The last thing I wanted to mention was that sometimes watching Doctor Who makes me very feisty (I'd be great on that show) and as a result, I wrote a post in a thread about me on FreeOnes. It's kind of bitchy, but I'm an honest girl who doesn't really care what anyone thinks of her. Although, I thoroughly enjoy it when people do like me. Anyway, thought I'd post it here, too:

Hello! I'm watching you...

A gajillion million thank yous to all you guys who support me and think I'm pretty. I like you a whole lot. If I could give you all blowjobs, I totally would!

To those who aren't a fan of my work....why are you here? Didn't your momma teach you "if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all"? At least give me some constructive criticism. I can't do shit about how pretty or not I am, but I can do things like facials if everyone's such a fan. See how intelligence works? Can't be that hard... Also, just an FYI about myself: I have a ridiculously (and most likely unhealthy) high level of self esteem. Nothing anyone could ever say or do, would make me doubt my awesomeness.

To comment on a few things said here...

I'm actually bisexual, so yeah, I do like the penis. (I like boobies better, though.)

I don't fake any of my scenes. Any of them. I've never NOT cum during a scene. I cum quick, easy and often. Aren't I a lucky lady?

I'm quite disappointed that my Pure18 scene was published before any others because, in case you didn't notice, his penis did not fit in my vagina. Trust me, we tried. I have bones down there that just wouldn't allow it. Voodoo was so so very nice about it all, though. Still....there's no faking there. What little he could fit in, felt DAMN GOOD!

I scream. Get used to it. You've been warned so, turn the volume down. You wouldn't want me to stifle myself whilst orgasming, would you? That's no fun.

Other pornstars may "perform", I have sex like I would if no one was watching me. If that's not what you're looking for as a consumer, don't watch me, because I'm not going to change myself for a stranger.

Facials: I didn't do one til my 6th b/g scene (for Brazzers). And even that only made it to the lower part of my face. Before I started b/g, I had only had sex with 4 guys so, for my sanity, I needed to ease myself into this new venture. I'll probably do it again here and there but not for every scene because, honestly, I don't really like it. It feels degrading which I am not into at all. Mostly though, I really, really hate any sort of liquid near my eyes. I can't even open my eyes in the shower...I have a hand towel nearby to wipe my eyes I'm that retarded about it. I know, I'm super weird.

So, moral of the story is... we all have our own likes and dislikes and we shouldn't be douchebags to those different than our own (unless someone is getting hurt). If you don't like something, find something you do. Don't waste your time and everyone else's complaining about it. Now play nice on a thread about me, please.

I love you guys. I really do. You keep me so very entertained.

<3 April O'Neil
heyitsapril.com

Check out the thread... one person has already responded...and I responded back. ;)

I have a date with my girlfriend, Aiden Ashley, on Tuesday night. I'm WAY stoked because I miss her. We've both been so busy lately, we haven't seen each other in a while. I'm going to take her on a proper date...wine and dine her...then fuck her brains out. :D

Sorry I didn't have any naked pictures to post. Next time!

My third boy/girl scene...

2010-05-29T01:06:00.001-07:00

...is now up on RealityKings.com

I haven't watched it yet, but I'm about to...

From looking at the pictures, though, I want to say that his dick is about the size of my head and I was completely unaware that he didn't get very far in me. I felt quite full. My pussy's probably tighther than the average virgin. ;)

I'm infirm....

2010-05-28T19:58:00.000-07:00

Being sick totally sucks.

I had to cancel my shoot on Thursday with Digital Playground. Which also sucks. In this industry, instead of getting sick pay, we pay when we're sick or can't work. It's called a kill fee. Granted, you only have to pay that if you cancel the day of so, it REALLY sucks when you wake up sick...like I did.

I've been watching ESPN all day and trying to nap but it's just not working.

So, now I'm watching the Magic @ Celtics game. Boston's totally got this but a few of their fans are wearing BEAT LA shirts...WTF?! I REALLY, REALLY hate them for that. OMG, now they're chanting it. I'm going to bomb the TD Garden.

I thought I'd blog since I'm just sitting here on my couch doing nothing....but I can't think of anything overly exciting to say and I'm really angry at the Celtics fans now.

FYI... I THINK my first boy/girl scene is released on the 17th. It's gonna be real good! I saw the front boxcover and, honestly, I'm pretty bummed that I didn't get the cover AND my name is listed last. Oh well, guess those other names are a lot more well known... I just think they're really underestimating me here.

You should also check out my scene with McKenzee Miles in Girls Will Be Girls 6 from Diabolic Video (If there's behind the scenes footage, I'm sure they put in my falling down the stairs in the middle of the scene...it was pretty funny.) and my scene with Eva Angelina in Busty Babysitters from Voyuer Media.

And have a look see at my calendar...I have a TON of gigs coming up.

Now for some totally random pictures...

On set for Digital Playground. I walked into the green room and BAM there was Jesse Jane. Can we say "intimidating"? Haha! She's sooo sweet and adorable! While I was in makeup and she was waiting to start her scene (cuz one was being filmed at the time), she was bored so she started doing crunches! Crunches! I was very impressed. And then, the most delightful thing happened, Gracie was the girl filming the scene! I was so excited to see her, I gave her a huge, tight hug totally not noticing that she had cum all over her. That's how much I love Gracie Glam.

On set for Digital Playground again, after the weekend. I LOVE the dress they had me wear and I can't wait to see that DVD, I'm in it a lot!

It's called When Daddy's Away and it stars the absolutely stunning Riley Steele.

Then I went to Vegas to shoot a girl/girl/girl and a boy/girl for Brazzers. We had kind of a Mad Max Thunderdome theme...

Since I did two scenes, I didn't make my flight home and had to stay the night in Vegas. When I got to the hotel, I thought "I'm in Vegas, I should get dressed up, go downstairs and get something to eat." Well...I got dressed...

But then had this massive wave of tiredness (it was a really long day) and took it all off...

And ordered room service instead...

That's it. I'm all out of pictures.

Just to be clear, I don't really hate Celtics fans...just the ones that were chanting "beat LA"...I DO hate them. :)

This is going to be a long one.....

2010-05-24T23:51:00.000-07:00

Where were we last?

Ah yes, that fateful Monday. I shot my second boy/girl scene for Jay Rock with Eric John. It was supposed to be a quick shoot, from 9 to 3, but I was there til 5. The makeup artist was booked last minute and so she didn't have a curling iron with her. We had to wait for Eric and his wife, Vicki, to show up with one. We finally get to curling and pictures and interview and all through this the talent for the boy/girl scene after mine shows up. While I'm getting ready to shoot video, some crazy conversation happens where they decide to leave because they don't want to shoot outside in the cold. I can't say I blame them, I wouldn't have shot outside either...but I would've been a lot nicer about it. Normally, I wouldn't have cared about something like this...but it delayed MY shoot, which totally sucked. The scene itself was GREAT! I came like 13 times!

Here's a lovely picture of Eric John and I...

Now the bad part... a friend of a friend had a friend who had a box for Game 1 of the Western Conference finals and all I had to do was pay $100 and I was in. What I didn't know was that I had to go at the same time they did to be able to get on that level (I don't know how true this is, it's just what I was told) and since I didn't get cell phone service on set and they went at 4:30 (for a 6pm game?! Weird, I know.) I was unable to go to the game. I cried like the whole drive home. Mostly because I was missing the game, but also because I was helpless to fix it which is a feeling I absolutely hate. And then we lost. It was awful. Just awful.

Tuesday was a boy/girl for the Reality Kings site Pure18 with Voodoo. I had a late call time which was nice but I was there til almost midnight. My agent gave me a call time a half hour earlier than it actually was (something they have done often and it's really fucking annoying), so I was a good 45 minutes early and they weren't ready for me. So, I watched Star Trek for awhile.

Here's me in makeup...

This was one of the possible outfits to wear for the scene...

After all the makeup and dressing, we went to the location house. I LOVE this house. It has the most panoramic, beautiful city view I've ever seen! It's hard to capture a picture of it, though. :(

I got bored and snapped a couple pics...

Do I look 18?

The scene turned out really good, I hope. It was shot as POV which was a lot of fun to do and I'm sure is a lot of fun to watch.

Wednesday was my day off and Game 2 of the WCF. Since I couldn't go to the game again, I decided it was time to buy a bigger TV. I went with a 37" because it fits into my already existing entertainment center and my apartment is so small that a bigger one would've been too overwhelming. Once I move out of this place, I'm getting a 60" 3D TV. =)

While I was in line at Best Buy, I found this...

Oh my god, it's back! I love this magazine so much! Seanbaby is in it still! OMFG! After seeing the cover, I even ran back and grabbed Super Street Fighter IV. I also got Heavy Rain for PS3. I have yet to play any of them. I need more free time. (I also got Mario Galaxy 2 but I haven’t even played the first one yet. I suck.)

Thursday was a shoot for Penthouse with Dane Cross. Penthouse shoots...well at least the ones I've been on...take all day but that's not really a bad thing since I think they're quite efficient and they feed you, a lot!

So, for this shoot they had a caterer and for breakfast, he made eggs, bacon, biscuits and gravy and for lunch, fried chicken, mashed potatoes, green beans and corn all from scratch in this house's unbelievable kitchen...

There were 8 burners, a grddle, a grill, one of those revolving toaster things (there's a name but I don't know it), 2 warming drawers, a HUGE fridge and HUGE freezer. There was a full size keg in the fridge. Ha!

Everything is going well…I get my makeup done, my pretty girls, my interview. My scene was the last one of the day to shoot video so, I was just kind of hanging around. And then CBS showed up. They wanted to shoot them shooting a scene for who knows what. Penthouse decided that they needed to have the two Penthouse Pets on set in that scene. So, that switched up a whole bunch of shit in the day’s schedule. Ultimately, the ONLY way to have the day continue smoothly without having to send anyone home or lose a scene was for me to do a girl/girl instead of a boy/girl. So I got to fuck a French girl, who spoke very little English, in a shower. It was magnificent.

Here’s the sweet and beautiful Lou Charmelle:

The Penthouse photographer let me check out some of the pretty girls…

Anyway, because my scene got switched, I got out of there much sooner and I barely, just fuckin barely, made it to the Minus the Bear show. It was phenomenal! SOO good!

That big white circle in the middle is a ginormous disco ball…

Ok…this is SUPER long, I’m exhausted and REALLY want to watch LOST so, I’m just going to finish this tomorrow night after my TWO (a girl/girl/girl and boy/girl in one day!) scenes in Vegas. Weeee!

My first time around the block...

2010-05-16T18:51:00.000-07:00

I don't even know where to begin...

I kept thinking today was Monday and, in doing so, I thought there'd be a lot of traffic in the morning. I left an hour and fifteen minutes before my call time and it took me about 20 minutes to get there. There was no traffic at all!!!

So, I get there and hang out in my car til everyone else gets there. It was just the MUA and 2 other guys, that's it. The office was all dark and closed; it was kind of eerie. I guess it's probably better that there wasn't that many people around for my first time.

Like my big, poofy hair?

Mick was very nice and sweet. The foreigness was kind of cute.

The whole experience was very interesting. His penis was so much bigger than I thought it was gonna be. And he was uncircumsized (I think? Yeah...?), which was a first for me. Didn't really seem to make much of a difference, actually. Maybe less chafing? Anyway, It all felt very, very good and I think I put on a great performance but it seemed like we were fucking for hours! I came SO many times but, apparently, you gotta keep going. It was kind of like those fetish forced orgasms. It feels GREAT but after awhile it's like, "Can we move on now?". I'm assuming I'll get used to this over time. Looking back, though, it took way less time than a typical girl/girl because there isn't a whole 'nother girl to do makeup on and pretty girls with. So, for the money, time and effort I had to exert, I'm liking this whole boy/girl thing.

Snapped a quick post-sex, pre-shower pic...

And, between the sex and shower, my hair got fucked up...but I'm still cute. :)

It's called Busty Housewives 4 and it will be released by Elegant Angel in about a month. I really think it's going to be very good. I hope. It's probably the most real scene I've done. (Next to this.) ***I have this outfit I call my default clothes. If I could wear that outfit every single day, I would. It's so comfy and my boobs almost fall out of it. I love it.*** They let me wear my default clothes and I didn't really have to act, like, at all. I think I might have been too loud, though. I was practically screaming at one point. And I think I squirmed about into some interesting positions...but I don't know...I don't know what it looked like from the camera's angle.

Check out my calendar...I'm a busy girl this week. I'm shooting for Jay Rock tomorrow with Eric Jon. I'm sure he's nice but he's like way older than me and for some reason, it's weirder with a guy than with a lady. Ah well, best get used to it. Seriously though, I'm getting an age cap at 40.

Soooooooooooo.........uhmmmmmm.......I'm keeping my name. Haha! Yeah, I know. I'm so sorry to pull your chain and make you do all that voting. It was just.....it felt weird, so very weird when it came down to writing or saying it. I couldn't do it. I wanted to change it because I didn't want to get sued for copyright infringement, but supposedly, they'd have to send a cease and desist letter FIRST so, I could change it before being sued. So, until I get that letter, I'm keeping it. ;)

Also, I just wanted to say to everyone who is worried that I won't be doing girl/girl anymore or as much.....that's not really true, actually. One of the reasons why I moved on to boy/girl was because I wasn't getting enough girl/girl gigs so, if anything, I think maybe I'd get more once my name gets more well known throughout the industry from doing boy/girl. Regardless, I intend for my paysite to be girl/girl only. So, ya got that to look forward to! Maybe by January?

I visited the Holy Land when I was in Phx last...

I share this with you only because I GOT BOX SEATS FOR THE GAME TOMORROW AT THE STAPLES CENTER!!! FUCKIN GO PHOENIX SUNS!!! Another sweep? Our bench has been looking prettyyy, prettyyy good. WOO! I hope Lakers fans don't try to hurt me...

It's that time...

2010-05-15T20:09:00.000-07:00

First things first, I've decided on April Paige (woohoo! A decision, finally! lolz)....BUT when I texted my agent this morning to tell him, he said "Hmmm...can we discuss? I'll call you." and has yet to call me. So, I am doing it anyway. It is MY name afterall, I can do with it what I please. =D Thank you guys SO FUCKING MUCH for voting and helping me decide what to go with. I can be so indecisive and it feels good to not worry about it anymore. Eeee! <- That's the noise I make when I get excited...seriously..I do.

Tomorrow's the big day! I'm VERY nervous but it's an excited kind of nervous. I have no idea how this is going to go down and it feels like it did before my first g/g shoot. The guy I was working with was originally Anthony Rosano, whom I've met and talked to, but was changed today to Mick Blue. I'd heard his name plenty of times before but I had to google him to see what he looks like. I was really hoping he wasn't going to be a douchebag but several girls are saying he's a great, amazing guy. So, it can't be that bad, right?

And now some random pictures....

P.S. Doctor Who today was AWESOME! Such a good episode! Dark and fairytale-ish! Also, a lot of people have been asking me if I'll do a Doctor Who XXX parody. No, I wouldn't, my Doctor Who is quite sacred to me. But also, because there's no way in hell the BBC would allow it. They'd squash it just like they did this Dalek porn...which is hilarious, by the way!

I'm name blogging again....

2010-05-13T13:00:00.000-07:00

I still can't decide on a new name. I have definitely decided to keep April; it seems that's what most of my buddies like. :) So, now I just need to pick a last name.

I have til Sunday morning to decide because that's when my first b/g scene is! It's for Elegant Angel with Anthony Rosano. That guy is going to be beyond stoked to fuck me!

Almost apocalyptic...

2010-05-10T11:44:00.000-07:00

Drum roll please....

I informed my agent this morning that I have decided to do boy/girl!

Now, so everyone has a full comprehension of this, I'm going to tell you why I have decided to do such a thing...

The biggest and most affront reason is, of course, the money. I'll admit, I'm a rather materialistic girl and I like nice things...expensive things. I also don't want to live in a tiny apartment or have crooked teeth anymore. Affording culinary school would be nice, too. So, essentially, instead of gay-for-pay, I'm straight-for-pay. Personally, though, I will always prefer pussy.

That being said, my curiosity has certainly gotten the best of me. I honestly just want to give it a go and see what it's like. I've always been the type to definitely try something if I was even remotely interested; why stop now? I don't want to limit the amount of fun I could possibly be having.

It's a really simple explanation, I guess: I'm bored. I wanna try something new and see where it takes me.

Additionally, I think I'm going to change my name. Mostly because I'm tired of the TMNT correlation. It was fun for awhile and established my "geekiness" but now I'd like my name to be associated with ME.

It's like playing a character on a TV show...you do a couple seasons as one character, then move on to your next gig. April O'Neil only fucked girls; (new name) fucks guys, too. The REAL me, is a total lesbo at heart. Oooh, maybe I'll get some really girly guys....

SO, new name! I think I'm gonna need some help deciding...

Hustler's This Ain't Dirty Jobs XXX

2010-05-06T15:46:00.000-07:00

I can't wait to see my scene...

I know, there's a dude there. It was Evan Stone, I couldn't say no...and his dick stayed in his pants, anyway.

I like to share pictures...

2010-05-05T23:07:00.000-07:00

Shooting for Ambya again!

I got to smoke weed for a set...hehe!

I was trying to make an angel in the shag rug. It worked, I swear...

Those pictures look good!

Tweetering...

I can't wait for these sets to come out!

And then I went to Vegas...
...but not without running my car into a pole first.

Driving there...

Enjoying the jacuzzi bathtub in my hotel...

Supposedly the world's largest golden nugget (on display)...

We accidentally stumbled upon Vegas Gay Pride on Fremont St...

And I found the Vegas Gay Yellow Pages...

We end our Vegas nights with weed and Doctor Who...

Because, even though we're in Vegas, the Albertsons is the hot spot to gamble...

Um....no thank you....

Stopped off at M&M World...GO SUNS!!!

On the strip, people hand out these cards for escorts in Vegas but instead of using the girls' actual pictures, they get pictures of pornstars from online. It was fun to play "Who Have I Fucked?". I saw Celeste Star, Tori Black, Shyla Jennings, Jana Jordan & a few more.

And then, finally, I was handed myself...I was so tempted to call...

Here's the real picture...

When I got back home to LA at about midnight, it was SO bright outside. It was weird...

I finally saw these from one of my sets on Aziani and I LOVE them...

I'm too stoned to think up a clever title...

2010-04-20T22:12:00.000-07:00

Twitter has a way of blowing things way out of proportion. So, this morning when I woke up and checked my Twitter, I was inundated with "Happy 420!" & "It's 4/20!" tweets (not to mention a few texts). I've never "celebrated" this "holiday" before and I thought, "Ok, why not? I've only been smoking for 3, maybe 4, years and was always busy with something on the blessed day…so, here’s my chance.”

To “celebrate” 420, I just assume that one smokes pot all day and behaves in the manner of a typical stoner. .............Wait…. aren’t stoners really the only ones that recognize 420? Why do they need a specific day to get high? They do it all the fucking time! So, that’s what I did: everything I would normally do on a real lazy day off…something I do all the fucking time! (I love my job!)

Before I was going to fully commit to this, I had to know where “420” came from. I never really cared before today; I just went with the “Hitler’s birthday” story. I should’ve known better because I did always think it stupid that everyone would decide to make Hitler’s birthday the official, non-official weed smoking day. “We’re gonna smoke a bunch of weed; that’ll show the Nazis!” Like, WTF?

Turns out, it has nothing to do with Hitler:
The term was coined from a group of teenagers called the Waldos at San Rafael High School in San Rafael, California in 1971. The teens, all having after school sports practice, met afterwards at 4:20 p.m. to begin a search for a crop of abandoned cannabis growing near Point Reyes that they had heard about. They never found the stash, but smoked plenty of marijuana while looking for it. Thus, they would use the term 420 to reference smoking around their teachers and parents. Then, there’s something about one of the kids’ dad was the tour manager for the Dead (what was apparently left of the Grateful Dead) and the kid would hang around, use the newly coined phrase and it just magically caught on. Stoners are dumb like that. ;) Anyway, thanks Wikipedia; you’re a gem!

So, after finding out that tidbit of history was really boring, I downloaded Russell Brand’s latest live DVD to brighten things up. (Fuck off; it’s not available in the US. I’ll owe him a twenty when I shag him after a show.) It was brilliant! Apparently, he did a BBC Radio show in which he left a very witty yet, offensive musical voicemail to a famous (?) actor and it caused a huge scandal over there. For the record, had he done that in the US, he would’ve been fine. He showed some news footage of paparazzi in front of his house and it is hilarious! Also, while he was standing between the rows on the floor, some girl just stood up, flashed him, and sat right back down…the look on Russell Brand’s face was of such shock, it was so funny! But one thing I don’t get is when comedians only have like 2 or 3 CDs or DVDs available but yet the same one or two jokes is on every single one. Don’t they listen to their own shit and think maybe they should just do a new joke there instead? I’ve seen 3 shows of Russell Brand’s and he uses the same joke in all three. You’d think, at the very least, the second time he’d have known to maybe mix it up a bit more for the third go around. I gotta say, though…that man has the vocabulary of Word of the Day toilet paper. I swear he owns it and just has a very good memory when he shits. It’s VERY sexy, though. And makes perfect sense… the more words one knows, the more jokes possible. The British accent helps, too. That’s my biggest weakness: skinny British boys with a rapier wit…..it’s the Doctor Who fan in me.

Then I went to the bank and Blimpie. EXCITING!

Whilst eating my delicious Blimpie sub, I watched this thing on BBC America called Doctor Who: The Official Guide. It was pretty bullshit standard stuff: this is Rose Tyler, the Doctor has a Tardis, Daleks are bad, blah blah, etc. etc. BUT THEN they showed THIS! I must’ve giggled like a little girl for at least 5 minutes. I KNEW Matt Smith would be brilliant. I love this guy. I can’t wait to see this episode! The weeping angels AND River Song in the same episode! I love River Song’s backstory; it’s so mysterious and can fit in absolutely anywhere in the Doctor’s timeline. I have a tiny hope that maybe she’s actually Amy Pond all grown up…

I got the first season of Secret Diary of a Call Girl because, of course I want to see Rose Tyler’s boobs! Now I know I’ve mentioned this before, but I’ll reiterate: sometimes I like to pretend that actors in different TV shows are really just one character in a different setting.(Not as bad as THIS guy, though!) Like this show, for example, could be just something went horribly wrong in the parallel universe that Rose Tyler got left in and the other Doctor is long gone so now she’s a prostitute to get by. After a few episodes, if the show’s good, you get into it and forget that it’s the old character and get used to the new. But then sometimes, you get thrown a curveball (kind of like Christopher Eccleston playing a character on Heroes) and you immediately go back to that original character and it’s fun and funny at the same time. That’s what happened to me about 6 episodes in and I freaked out!

In case you can’t tell, that’s MATT SMITH in bed with ROSE TYLER! The best part is, he’s the ONE guy in the whole series she fucks for free. Hilarious!

Keep in mind, I’m smoking a lot of weed today…..though, probably not too much more than normal. I’m already naturally quite silly but the pot certainly doesn’t help.

I started Bayonetta, finally. It’s pretty awesome. Lots of button pushing. Haha! I didn’t get very far before the Suns game started so, we’ll see how the story part of it is.

Suns game was AWESOME! That’s how our first game should’ve gone but it’s no big deal, it’s just one game. I really hope we sweep the rest of the series. That’d be a nice “fuck you”. I still have no idea who I want to win the Mavericks/Spurs series. I think I’m just going to be neutral about it and let whatever happens, happen. Hopefully, that happening ends with us in the finals.

I’m going to watch LOST (OMG!) then play Bayonetta for the rest of the night. Overall, a good 420, but more like an average day off. I’m very lucky and I don’t forget it.

Now, here’s some eye candy for you:

I'm going to be on a shower curtain...

2010-04-17T20:23:00.001-07:00

I did a shoot today to have my image printed on a shower curtain. I mostly did it so that I could have one for myself. I think it'd be funny to have my shower curtain be me, taking a shower, HA! Except for when my parents visit, of course.

If you want one, they're available here: Shower-X But whoa, not yet...just did the shoot today. :)

It was a wonderful shoot! I had a lot of fun. The photographer mentioned Doctor Who, the lady PA put suds all over me and they had an art director there that had studied anatomy, physiology, and art history. So, he was just there to tell me how to pose. I gotta say, I learned a lot! Instead of just shouting "stick your ass out" this guy explained HOW to stick your ass out and WHY, historically in art, this looks good. It was like an art history yoga class....this guy should run classes....hmmm

Then I went to the grocery store. I came home, made a salad and watched the Celtics/Heat game. KG ELBOWED RICHARSON IN THE FACE! He got ejected, like he should, but those other Heat players better get suspensions for leaving the bench. I want some justice.

Doctor Who, episode 3 is done downloading.......

It snowed today...well, it hailed.

2010-04-13T00:01:00.001-07:00

My day started off pretty good. I was running on schedule, hit absolutely no traffic, even had time to stop at Starbucks. Too bad my 8:30 call time was actually at 9:30...AGAIN. Hmm...interesting.

We were shooting at a house in Tujunga; actually, the director/photographer's house. So, this guy's wife and three year old daughter are just going about their routine morning. They leave at about the same time the makeup artist is done setting up. I liked her, she was nice. She had a huge ass and I found it very attractive. She showed me her boob. :)

I'm not sure why, but everything just seemed to take longer than it should have. And then this...

It hailed for about an hour. Our intro scene needed to be shot outside. So, we just hung out. And I didn't have any cell phone service, which turned out, caused me to miss out on a booking with Justine Joli because I wasn't able to call back in time.

It finally stopped and we filmed our intro in the freezing cold in tank tops, shorts & sandals. Cuz that's sexy.

Shortly before we were to film the sex scene, the wife & daughter came back home because they thought we'd be done by then. Nope.

So, not only am I totally weirded out that there's this little kid there even at all but now it seems that maybe...well, are they gonna go back out again when we start filming? I'm all for nudity & porn & free rights or whatever but NOT when it comes to kids! But some people don't care, and you never fuckin know who they are. This guy was German; Europeans can be a little more easygoing than most. - I call my agent, they call him, he assures me they're gonna leave and that they "would never do that".... Well, now I feel bad for thinking maybe this guy is a bad father. It's just that I didn't know, you never know how people are going to act.

Anyway, we finally got to the sex at about 5:30 and it was AWESOME! I can't wait to see it! It was great! She's very cute and sweet and has great boobs! See:

Her name is Bree Daniels and you'll be seeing a lot more of her soon. ;)

I can't wait to have tomorrow off. Random errands, gym, dog park, and I'm going to make rice crispy treats. :)

Fuck you, blog...

2010-04-11T21:26:00.001-07:00

...I'm writing about Adult Con later. I am so exhausted from this weekend. I think after it's over, it hits you all at once. And I have an 8:30am call time tomorrow for Hustler. But, here are some pictures that I'll explain later...

If you have any pictures of me from Adult Con, pretty please email them to me: heyitsapril@gmail.com I'll include them in my next blog! :)

Adult Con 2010

2010-04-10T23:12:00.000-07:00

I've decided that I'm going to give a full review of Adult Con tomorrow night, after it's over. I'm just so tired from today and I only got 1 picture. I'll try to make an effort to take more tomorrow but it's so busy there, I barely have any time to even grab my camera. TONS of pictures were taken of me & Taylor, though! So, I'm not too worried about not seeing pictures...just have to wait for people to send me theirs or post them online. :) If you have any, PRETTY PLEASE email them to me at heyitsapril@gmail.com Thanks!

I met some totally awesome people today! Like seriously...awesome!!! I'll tell you about it tommorrow.

Time to watch Doctor Who now and pass the fuck out! <3

Birthday Fun Times

2010-04-08T18:08:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was my 23rd birthday! I went to Venice Beach! I'd been to the beach itself only once before when I did a shoot for SoCalGirls, but I went to the boardwalk this time. That was a total freakshow. It was like the Jersey Shore (the boardwalk, not that god awful show) but if it were in Mexico. The only cool part about it was seeing the basketball courts. Venice Beach was my favorite court in NBA Street Homecourt so, it was fun to see it in real life and how accurate they got it. The beach part was the real highlight of the trip down there. The weather was absolutely perfect! So sunny and warm with that breeze every now and then that keeps you from getting just TOO hot. It felt great to just lay out in the sun, listen to the waves, and think.

When I was in NYC last year I bought this huge basketball beach towel at the NBA store and I finally got to use it. It was awesome.

After the beach, I went home and watched the Suns game. Such an amazing win. I love Dragic. He's our preparation for when Steve is done playing. So for now he's just marinating in Nash-ness til we need him. I can't wait to see how he does in the playoffs. I can't wait for the playoffs!

After the game, I went to Wurstkuche for an apple beer and a delicious, hot sausage. Mmmm. I love that place. Then, I went home and watched South Park. South Park knows how much I hate Facebook. I appreciate that. :)

This weekend is Adult Con. I'm pretty excited! I'll be there all three days helping out at the Bad Girls in 3D booth with Taylor Daye. I'm pretty sure there will be a new 3D TV, or several, to watch totally awesome 3D porn on. I watched a short vid with Breanne Benson stripping...oh my god, it looks like she's really there! So, if anyone reading this is going to Adult Con, please come by the booth and say hi!

The Clash of Titans and Tectonic Plates

2010-04-04T23:30:00.000-07:00

Today is Easter. Easter stopped being fun when I moved out of my parents' house because, really, the only good part about Easter was the basket waiting for you in the morning. Egg hunts were fun, too. My little brother was the worst at it and I used to get so upset with him. He would just walk around, no haste in his egg finding, and would end up with the least amount of eggs. Somehow, though, every year, he would find the eggs with the most money in them. I wasn't a stupid little kid; if given the choice between jellybeans or 5 bucks, I want the money. Anyway, I just wanted to acknowledge that it's Easter and I didn't do anything to honor it. :)

I went to go see the Clash of the Titans in 3D. I went to the theater not far from where I live and I had only seen one movie there before and it wasn't in 3D. Every 3D movie I've seen has been at an ArcLight theater. Well, the 3D glasses at this theater SUCKED. They were dirty and had this weird, reflective glare. Eventually I was able to just ignore it but it was annoying. Really, I didn't even need the glasses as most of that movie isn't in 3D. It's mostly all 2D except for maybe the way a rope hangs in front is in 3D. There were some scenes in 3D and I do have to say that what little 3D there was, really helped the movie. I have never seen the original Clash of the Titans so, I knew nothing about this movie going in, except that at some point, someone will shout "Release the Kraken!". (Which ended up having a weak delivery, I thought.) My overall opinion of the movie is very neutral. It was entertaining, but it didn't blow me away like Avatar did. And Avatar was pretty retarded. There were two major good points about Clash of the Titans, in my opinion...one is that the random "ageless" chick in the movie is SO BEAUTIFUL! Her face is like, perfect! *swoon* The other point being that Hades was played by Ralph Fiennes, who I'm used to watching on FlashForward. I had a wonderful time with this one. You see, I have this tendency to sometimes let my imagination wander when watching TV or movies and if there's an actor who I'm used to seeing as a particular character playing a new character, I think it's funny to think that the two are related somehow. For example, at several points during Clash of the Titans I would think "Hey, Agent Benford, too bad you didn't see THIS coming in your flash forward!" Haha! .....Don't judge me, let me have my fun. :)

After the movie, I walked home, then got online. Well, apparently, there had been an earthquake right about when the Kraken was goin' down. I probably felt it, but thought it was just the sound. It is Dolby, afterall. So, there was a 6.9 in Baja California. I have lived in Los Angeles for 2 years and, as far as I know, there have been 4 earthquakes in that time. I haven't felt a single one. This kind of bums me out. I know earthquakes are scary and dangerous but, come on, how could one not want to feel what it's like to have the earth shake beneath your feet?

The Eleventh Hour

2010-04-04T17:32:00.000-07:00

The Season 5 five premiere of Doctor Who aired in the UK last night. It doesn't air in the states til the 17th. Like a good little girl, I was going to wait to watch it then. But on Saturday night, like a gift sent to me from the heavens, I got this message:

"I'm in Canada. It aired in the UK last night & I have 720p copies of the episode & Dr Who cnfidential. I'll email you the links in a minute"

........AWESOME!!! This is the nicest Canadian man, ever. (Way more than this guy.) And I have no problems downloading it because I have every intention of watching it when it airs & buying the DVDs, as well.

So, I download it... and I watch it.

Oh, it was so, so perfect. I couldn't have asked for anything better. Stephen Moffat is a great writer! I can't wait to see the Angels again. Matt Smith is a delightful Doctor so far and doing a perfect job of holding on to David Tennant characteristics whilst transitioning into his own. I have to say, though, that I knew he would be good. He's just the right type of guy to play a role like that. He also has the David Tennant stamp of approval, which is important. I also loved the fairytale like set up of the new companion. It's sweet. Especially since I'm still very much hoping that she's actually Professor River Song.

I disliked only one thing about it all... the Tardis exterior. It looks shabbily made. The wood looks like plastic, made to look like wood. It just kind of looks like Ikea Tardis. The interior is bad ass, though. I really hope we get to see the swimming pool and the library inside the Tardis at some point.

Just to note: They changed the intro song and logo. I don't really mind it, makes sense with all the other changes they've made. I just...I liked the old one better. And now my cell phone ringtone is outdated. :(

Lastly, AMELIA POND IS EXTREMELY HOT!!! Sorry Rose Tyler, you just lost your title as Most Attractive Companion, but the Doctor's got to move on.

Now here's the best part...and I haven't mentioned it yet because I didn't want to jinx it...that Tardis money bank I got for my birthday from one of my totally awesome fans, goes off on it's own. I don't know if it's supposed to or not. I don't think it is. I think it's fucking awesome. Anyway, it kept going off while I was watching the show but at the most unbelievably appropriate times. I think David Tennant is trying to get through....

The club scene...

2010-04-03T22:07:00.000-07:00

...isn't really for me. I don't really like it. It takes hours to get all prettied up. Then you get there, and pay upwards of $20 JUST TO WALK INSIDE! Not to mention whatever it costs to pay the valet/parking. Of course, you could always take a cab. Probably should, since we'll most likely be drinking. But hey, depending on how far home is from the club, that's at least $50 in cab fare! And I haven't even started drinking yet! It's a good thing I'm a lightweight; two hard drinks and I'm quite drunk. But that's still $30 with tip. Then, when it's time to go home everyone's lives are at risk because the average person thinks they drive better when they're drunk. And I just want to get home and pass out because my feet are killing me from the high heels I wore and I'm freezing because, no matter what the weather, we're expected to show as much skin as possible at clubs. I'm sorry but that is just not my idea of a good time. That's over $100. I could buy two video games with that or two eighths or clothes or shoes or Disneyland....I think I've made my point.

Now, don't get me wrong, I love to go out and have a good time but I'm more of a bar/restaurant/house party kind of girl. So, tonight, instead of going to the Miss Free Ones party at Aqua Lounge (like I should), I'm going to watch the season 5 premiere of Doctor Who, then go see Clash of the Titans in 3D...which I heard sucks but I already bought the tickets.

This is what happens when I stay up all night...

2010-04-02T08:42:00.000-07:00

I make a list of porn girls I want to fuck...

AJ Bailey - She's smart, pretty, and hit on me when I met her.

Andy San Dimas - I wanna fuck this girl SO bad! I met her on my very first photoshoot, have seen her around here and there, even got to make out with her once...but alas, I have yet to go all the way.

Alexis Ford - She was at the studio when I did my DangerLive.com webcam show. She was so fun & flirty. She got me off so good with her magic wand, I just want to return the favor.

Asa Akira - Hottest asian girl ever. And she likes LOST.

Ashlyn Rae - Ashlyn is the sweetest girl I have ever met. Ever. She's gorgeous, nice, funny, a great kisser...she's perfect. She's really perfect.
EDIT: Did it! For Adam & Eve!

Bobbi Starr - I just admire the crap outta her.

Breanne Benson - She was my roommate in Vegas for AEE. She is so fucking skinny with great natural boobs. Very chill girl, too.

Capri Anderson - She just seems like she'd be a damn good fuck.
EDIT: I got some softcore action for a cable company!

Faye Reagan - Same thing with Faye, I worked with her once in a threesome & I barely got any contact with her.

Georgia Jones - I just need to do this one again. The roles we were playing were so opposite our natural selves, it was weird.

Gracie Glam - We've hung out a few times & she's one of the coolest girls in the industry. She's hot & her smile makes me melt a little.

Harmony Hex - She's hot, British, & loves Doctor Who...perfect! Sign me up!

India Summer - I'm betting she's VERY good at making a girl cum. Not to mention she's absolutely gorgeous.

Jayme Langford - She's like a Jana Jordan twin and I want.

Jenna Haze - I really don't think this one needs any explanation. I just hope I get to smoke her out afterward.

Juelz Ventura - Met her in Andy's room in Vegas...she's fuckin hot!

Julia Ann - I had heard this name so often but never knew the face to the name. Then, I was flipping through AVN & saw her picture, realizing that she had done my makeup the day before. The same makeup artist who's shirt I was looking down most of the time & thought was so hot! I wanna fuck her because I can.

Justine Joli - Omfg, this girl is mindblowingly hot. Omfg.

Khristy Creams - She's just bad ass. So bad ass. And hot. And foreign. Mmm.

Lexi Belle - Her voice...omg her voice is the cutest fucking thing ever. Usually, I don't like dirty talk, but when she does it, it's the best thing in the world.

McKenzee Miles - One of the coolest chicks I've met in the industry so far. Very down to earth, which is rare around here. Plus she's hot. And fun. I just wanna do it again with her.

Melissa Jacobs - Absolutely hilarious girl and she looks like Winnie from the Wonder Years, who I've always had a crush on. I could play out my fantasy.

Reena Sky - Nerdy, hot girl. Those are rare, too. Gotta get on that.

Robbye Bentley - She was the director/camera lady for my BangBros.com shoot. At the time, we tried to get her to join in but she wouldn't do it. Now she's in LA & performing and I want her! Did I mention she is entirely full of nonstop fun? :)
EDIT: I got to munch on her for CumshotSurprise.com

Sammie Rhodes - Yet another girl that I've only worked with in threesomes and would love to have all to myself.

Sasha Grey - She's Sasha Grey, what human doesn't want to fuck her?

Shyla Jennigs - She's SOO cute. I had fun with her the first time around and it's been awhile.

Taylor Vixen - BOOBS!

Tori Black - She's beautiful and an amazing performer.

Veronica Ricci - Just gorgeous!

Zoe Britton - She's truly into girls which is a super plus. We did a foot fetish scene together once. She was so sexy sucking on my toes & all I could think about was what she could do with her mouth elsewhere.

Of course, I'd like to pretty much fuck every hot girl, but these are just the ones I definitely know I want. :)

WordPress failed.

2010-04-02T06:15:00.000-07:00

I checked out WordPress. It was awfully hard to manuever. I like my options here better. I even got fish!

I should really go to sleep soon...

Should I get WordPress instead?

2010-04-02T03:42:00.000-07:00

I got a domain name and business cards today. I'm trying to build up the brand. Now all I have to do is get 8x10's printed.

I walked around downtown yesterday trying to remember where the place to pay my parking ticket was. I went a way I had never gone before. There was a farmer's market but it was just closing. Then, this really huge indoor market that I am now going to use as my grocery store. And, on the way back, I passed by the world's shortest railroad...

Hell yeah, I rode it. It was like a mini roller coaster for 25 cents.

Seriously, though...about the whole WordPress thing?

Ask me anything....

2010-03-25T15:32:00.000-07:00

and I'll answer anything.

http://www.formspring.me/heyitsapril

My birthday

2010-03-25T15:07:00.001-07:00

My birthday is April 7th. It'd be totally awesome if I got some gifts from my wishlist. I'll send you back a signed 8x10!

FIND ME

2010-03-22T03:18:00.000-07:00

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