Trying to be a good girl...

Most important thing first: OH MY GOD, I'M GOING TO PLAY DEANNA TROI IN THE STAR TREK NEXT GENERATION PARODY!!! Yes, that needed to be in all caps. I am ridiculously, absurdly, retardedly excited for this. It's pretty much all I can think about. I've been watching the show non stop since I got the news to try to get her accent down....though to be fair, I'm always watching this show. The brilliant minds of Lee Roy Myers, Sam Hain, and their bad ass crew are putting it together. These are the guys that did Sex Files and Tron so, we know it's going to be amazing! We start filming in January, Rocco Reed is Riker, Anthony Rosano is Data, and that's all the inside info I know. I'm VERY curious as to who they'll get to play Dr Crusher. I fully plan to make every effort possible to fuck every main cast member, even if it's not in the script. :)



Two Saturdays ago I went to see Daniel Tosh live. I took the train from downtown to Universal City so that I could get my drink on during the show. And I did. And the show was fucking hilarious! I really enjoy his stand up more than his show. He has a lot more freedom to say offensive things and it is awesome.



After the show, we stopped off at KFC and I got frisky with the Colonel. He's a creeper...



Then the following Tuesday I had an extra part for a Brazzers scene. It ties my scene with Rocco Reed with Tori Black's scene with Keiran Lee. It's a fun little story Brazzers is doing and I think you'll all get a kick out of it. Anyway, since I was just an extra I had to do a lot of waiting around. I mostly sat in this chair on my phone...



But then since it was 71 and sunny out, I decided to go outside...


And I tried to get a tan...


Then we all packed into a car and drove to a studio where I got to ONLY make out with Rocco. Such a tease. After that, we headed to a park so Tori and I could do some dialogue. This was the first time I'd ever met Tori and we talked about anal sex the WHOLE time. She had some great insight and advice for me. She also told me about some girl who stuck a whole apple in her asshole. You should've seen the faces of the boys in the car with us! Tori and I then frolicked in the park and headed back to the house.



Last Thursday I checked out the Naughty Show for the first time. It was actually a lot of fun. Zoe was filling in for Tori Black for a skit on stage.


"Bob Ross" painted a picture of her with a bunch of NBA dicks on her face. Guess which one is Shaq's...


I also saw Taylor Vixen there! Our boobs touched...


On Saturday, I had a shoot for the Japanese at the Mondrian Hotel in Hollywood. I'd never been there before but gosh is that place pretty!


That mirror that you can see my butt in has a TV in it! What? That's crazy! It also swivels so you can watch it in the living room or in the bed. So awesome.

I went home, showered, changed, and headed back out! I did forget to wear panties, though. I don't like those things anyway...


I went to see Anthony Rosano's band play an acoustic show. It was a blast! My favoritest, Miss Gracie Glam was there and I hadn't seen her in a really long time. We had a lot of drinks. :)

I also got to meet Lily Carter that night. She's a doll!


And she gave me a kiss!


After the show we all went back to Victoria Lawson's adorable apartment and hung out. We made three seperate Taco Bell runs in about an hour and a half. Because we are awesome. And kinda dumb.

My buddy Mo took some awesome drunken pictures of me...



It was a REALLY SUPER AWESOME night!

Sunday I got to work with Amber Chase again! This time was particularly awesome because the whole point of it was for her to play with me and get me off. It was soo good! You should be able to watch it at Bellezza soon!


The highlight of Monday was this amazing GI Joe shirt I found at Target...


I think the fitting room attendant thought I was stealing or something because I spent forever in there taking pictures...


Yesterday I shot for Brazzers ' Pornstars Like It Big. I <3 Brazzers.

Their makeup artist was sick so I had to do my own makeup...


I suck at doing my own makeup and Brett, the director, had to put my fake lashes on for me. I think overall we made a pretty good makeup team.


I got to work with Johnny Sins again. I had worked with him once before with another girl for Big Tits In Uniform. This time I got him all to myself! And I called him Captain as much as I possibly could.





And on my way out, I ran into the beautiful Courtney Page. I hadn't seen her since I did that scene for Porn Pros with her. I adored her then, I adore her now!


Tonight, I am going to go see Russell Brand try out some new jokes at a small theater in Hollywood. I saw him for the first time at the same place so I'm excited to see him so intimately again. I think he's a lot funnier when he can interact with the audience.

Tomorrow I'm working for Penthouse!

I've recently been obsessed with this band Die Antwoord. I'm not sure why, but I love it. I don't normally listen to anything like this. I also really want to bang the chick, she is so hot.
This video is weird as fuck, but awesome. It also has a lot of phallic imagery...


So here's something to even it out...


You really want to click HERE to see A LOT more AMAZING photos Brett took on the Brazzers set. And then you want to check out the page after that. Have fun! ;)

What happened to November?

I waited WAY too long to write an entry and a whole month has passed. That month has been INSANE. Every single day has been it's own roller coaster and it hasn't stopped yet but I'm adjusting. SO, since there's so much, I'm going to post mostly pictures with little captions. And there are A LOT!!!

I finally get to talk about it! I had to keep it a secret for like a whole month but it came out today!!! The so fucking incredibly awesome Joanna Angel, Misti Dawn, Asphyxia and I were in a music video for a band called The Damned Things!

"The Damned Things is a heavy metal supergroup consisting of Anthrax members Scott Ian and Rob Caggiano, with Keith Buckley of Every Time I Die and Joe Trohman and Andy Hurley of Fall Out Boy." It had Brian Posehn in it, was directed by Brendon Small and shot in the Tim & Eric studio. Can we just take a second here to let our heads explode at the level of awesomeness involved?



I'm only in it for a split second but I don't care because actually being directed by Brendon Small was one of the coolest things I've ever done, EVER. His normal voice sounds like Brendan from Home Movies grew up to be Ofdensen from Metalocalypse. It was mindblowing to just be around him and watch him work. I tried VERY hard to hold my composure but totally lost it at the end, fangirled out, and asked Brendon Small for a picture and an autograh.




He was so nice about it all and gladly signed every single one of my Home Movies DVDs. If you haven't seen this show, you're missing out on one of the best cartoons of all fucking time. Brendon Small is a genius.

Since we were filming in the same studio that Tim & Eric do, they used Mr. Heidecker's chair for the girls to sit in while we getting pretty...


I was so stoked!!! It was like an honor to sit in it.

I shot some g/g softcore stuff for cable TV with Tasha Reign. I didn't get a picture with Tasha but as I was leaving, I saw this gorgeous girl from far away...


I LOVE HEATHER SUMMERS! We're both nerds with rad boobs.


Then I went home, threw on my Nash jersey and watched the Suns game...

I went and did a quick interview for XFANZ. You can see it if you click on this word HERE. Interviews make me nervous.

On my way home, I rear ended a classic 1985 Porsche. My car was fine but his rear engine was fucked. I felt terrible driving away while he had to wait there for a tow truck. I haven't texted while driving since, which is why I've been so behind on twitter replies. Safety first, kids.

I bought six inch stripper heels. I LOVE them. I walked around my apartment all evening just checking shit out from a 5'7" person's point of view. I fell a lot.



For Halloween, a fellow Doctor Who geek and I dressed up as the Doctor and Amy Pond. I bought the wig last minute and was really disappoined that it wasn't the right red. But I think it turned out pretty ok. :)

The next day I had a shoot for Zero Tolerance with Mick Blue. It was a great scene and so nice to work with Mick again after all that time. (He was my first b/g.)


The next morning, when I got up, I walked into the bathroom, slipped on the mat, and as I was grabbing the counter for support, I knocked over my bong, it shattered on the floor and did this to my toe...

I had to get 5 stitches.

Frankentoe...

It's about 95% better now but it was very difficult to walk for weeks.

I shot a scene for Brazzers' Baby Got Boobs site with Keiran Lee. It's out NOW and it's brilliant. The set up and very last seconds are just hilarious!

Porn does have scripts...but they're full of awesome words like "douchechills"...

Keiran and I took pictures of one another. He's a delight...


He had an app on his phone that made my face look old...


AND THEN!!! OH GOD AND THEN!!!

OMFG PR0N!!!

I was remarkably lucky enough to get booked for the Tron parody being shot by Lee Roy Myers and I had an amazing time with it! Nerdgasms every 10 minutes. When I got there, they gave me the wrong wardrobe (it was Diamond Foxx's) but since they couldn't find mine, I kept the bra on for awhile because I thought it was SO AWESOME!



Then we found my outfit and it started out like this...


Then there was a beanie added...


But they didn't like that so, I got a helmet...


Then I went downstairs to set to take pictures but I got there too early so I took some pictures of myself because I'M IN A SUPER AWESOME TRON COSTUME!!!




I found the glasses that Lexi Belle wore for her scene in the movie and tried them on. I wanted to steal them but forgot. :( I look so adorable in them...



We started watching Tron for a bit to "get in the mood"...


Then Anthony Rosano and I banged on this bad ass set! Yay Pr0n!!!


Fleshbot did a little behind the scenes photo feature on it and somehow there's a picture of every single cast member...but me. Nice, Fleshbot.

I shot a scene for Brazzers with Rocco Reed that's going to be in a Brazzers Tori Black movie. I play Tori Black's best friend and I bang her husband. I've never met Tori but we're shooting dialogue soon and I'm excited!

This is Rocco giving me sexy eyes...


And Brett shot a ton of really artsy photos...you can see more at the Brazzers forum...


I took a walk downtown to my favorite bar and had some fun with the Hipstamatic app...I hate living here but I LOVE the architecture...





I did a scene with Bill Bailey as my boss. It was fun because I hadn't worked with him before or done a scenario like that.


Desk sex was entertaining. As part of the bit, I walk in on him getting a bj from this pretty girl...


The studio was huge, so of course I explored! This hospital set was supposedly used a lot for Nurse Jackie....


AND THEN...I found a morgue and because I'm weird, I had TONS of morbid fun...




I bought new books.



A bacon cookbook because, well, duh. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy because I have, shamefully, never read it and I'm pretty stoked to. Atlas Shrugged because it's my favorite book of all time and my other copy got destroyed from reading it too much. And a Code Geass manga because I miss reading manga and I haven't seen the anime version yet. I also grabbed the new Sufjan Stevens album and it is brilliant.


For Thanksgiving, I watched the Next Generation marathon on BBCAmerica and got drunk...


And played a lot of video games...


And ate PIE. I love pie. I made a chocolate French silk pie with bacon in the crust and maple whipped cream.... It was delicious!


The next morning I had a POV shoot with Mick Blue. Have I mentioned that I adore Mick? He was shooting a young teen pantyhose movie and so I got pigtails. Ultimately, I ended up looking like a Japanese schoolgirl and it filled me with glee! Daisuki!


And this is what I wore for the scene...that's Mick in the background there...


In the scene, he tore my stockings and fucked me with them on...



Lexi Swallow was on set and up next...we happened to have the same bra on...


I went to Zoe Voss' place and played wih her puppy, Kaya, who is the most bounding puppy ever...she likes to chew on fingers, too...


We drove to the mall with her convertible top down, it was alot of fun actually...


Then we went to Andy San Dimas' place and drank and partied and I played Apples to Apples for the first time...


The next day Zoe and I went to lunch. She kept taking Hipstamatic pictures of everything on the table so I took one of her when she wasn't looking...


We made a little video about how windy and cold it was and how we were sure that we'd fly away...but you can't hear any of that because the wind is too loud...


Zoe is awesome...


A friend took me to this totally awesome comic book store. There was a life sized Terminator, omg...


And a totally hot Princess Leia...


I've been hanging out naked a lot and listening to Chris Hardwick's Nerdist podcasts. It's the first podcast I've ever listened to and I kind of don't want to listen to any others because I don't think they'll be as good.



And that's it. Long story sort of short. That took me forever to write and edit, though. Like 5 hours.

If you're bored and feel like it, it'd be super awesome if you voted for me for ATK Babe of the Year. Better yet, leave a comment because I know that's what they're looking for anyway. ;) But you know, only if you want to, no pressure. <3