Monday, July 26, 2010

You comfy? Good...

I gotta say, I had no idea so many people read this blog. You guyyyyyssss, awwww! I feel so special! Having said that, though, and not to be rude, but I just want you to know that I write this blog for me. It's my diary. It's my way of keeping record of my various young person shenanigans. Sooo...sorry if it's only updated every few weeks and the entries are absurdly long. I’m a busy, very detailed oriented kind of gal. When my personal site launches, I'll be updating more frequently...until then, I'm doin this my way, yo.

So, I did a shoot for Kelly Madison. I was told it was to be a b/g/g which I was stoked on for two reasons: Kelly’s unbelievable natural tits and my first b/g/g. Neither happened. Turns out Kelly had strep! Ha! Of course, Kelly is a sweetheart and didn’t want to get me sick so she opted out of the scene but promised we’d get to play soon. Maybe we can play doctor….. The scene was actually quite fun. I played a girl who had a fight with her mom and to get back at her, I have sex, very loudly mind you, in the backyard. It was a lot of fun to yell and there were some really fun positions in there. I did, however, get cum in my eye for the first time. I was not expecting it at all and it hurt. Like a lot. Like finding out Lebron decided to go to the Heat and not the Knicks…well, to me at least.

The set should be up on KellyFind soon...

I love when photographers make me look tall...

I owned this for 7 months before someone liked it enough to let me wear it for a shoot...

Fuckin around with the Hipstamatic app...

This is Ryan, Kelly Madison's husband, and these are all the women he's fucked...

That weekend I went to Outdoor Cinema Food Fest. To be honest, the only reason I went was to try the Munchie Machine because it was finally going to be downtown…Swingers was just a bonus. That movie is so money, baby. I don’t remember who it was exactly, but someone I knew had tweeted about their cinnamon smores and of course something like that would pique my interest so, I started following them in hopes that they’d come to my side of town. Nope. They never come this way. In fact, that weekend was their very first time downtown. Anyway, the whole event was a lot of fun and if you live in Los Angeles, it’s a nice Saturday night…absolutely perfect for a date. It was a little cold so, I walked down the street and picked up a Snuggie.

They only had kid’s sizes. It was a perfect fit.

The following Sunday I had a pov b/g shoot. Everything is going well, normal this and that…but then we head to the garage and I smell weed. I notice the director/talent is smoking a joint. I make a joke about how I smelled it and wondered if it was the weed in my purse that was so pungent as to say “hey, I smoke weed, too.” Because, of course, I want a hit. …………… No offer. Ok…. I ask if he doesn’t mind if I smoke my own weed since he’s smoking. Well, he does mind. Really? I’m sorry but that’s just kind of dick. Anyway, so we’re in their car driving to the location and they’re playing this awful techno music that makes me SO glad I own an iPhone and ear buds.

As soon as we get there, I sneak out and smoke a J… a J for justice! =P

So we’re shooting around the place…

and we had been using some whip cream but it had started to melt. Well, they’re boys and of course they only bought one bottle, so we decide to stick it in the freezer for a bit and just take a break til it’s good again. I go check my phone and I have a text from my beloved Gracie Glam that just says “I like your yellow shirt.” And it took me a second to realize that I was WEARING a yellow shirt. Ok, so Gracie HAS to be here, right? Sure enough, she was in the other room. I can’t even begin to explain how delighted I was to see her. She is the sweetest, most darling girl I have ever met and I always, always forget that she’s much younger than me because she’s just so damn smart.

It was a good thing she was there, too, because I ended up having to wait over an hour and half for my ride to get there. We watched some of that I Love Beth Cooper movie…was nice to see that girl play yet another cheerleader and surprising that Michael Cera wasn’t in it. Yeah, it was that kind of movie.

Ok, so…
Super Awesome Shoot #1:
I shot another g/g and b/g in the same day…but the two scenes were related…and it was sci fi themed…and I got to be a robot…and I got to fuck Keni Styles in dorky glasses (we remember he’s British, right?) AND a hot lady! I couldn’t ask for a fucking better day. Not to mention, I got to shoot at the Penthouse studios, which I had never been to before. Also, I freakin love that crew. Most crews are just average, some are even lame, but then there are the rare few that are just awesome and make your work fun so, it’s not so bad that you’re there for like 12 hours. I really can’t wait to see how this whole series turns out. I hope it turned out as awesome as I think it will. ;)

It was a long day so, I kept myself entertained:

Super Awesome Shoot #2:
Lethal Hardcore has come up with this crazy device…

See that circle in the middle? It rotates like a lazy susan.
Like this…

I don’t think I really have to explain the fun to be had here. I hope it does well and they make a series of it because every girl should experience that feeling. It is fascinating! So, apparently, I’m to be on the DVD box cover. Awesome! But, that meant like 4 hours of stills…on my knees the whole time. That thing is fun but not for that long. Anyway, we took a lot of breaks to get photos approved and to make sure ALL angles were covered so, I hung out outside a bit.

My friend from back home came into town that night…and he brought my arcade stick for me. I missed it so! Now I don’t suck as much at Street Fighter. I still kind of suck, though.

And then I got iced.

It was gross.

Super Awesome Shoot #3:
Unfortunately, I could really care less about UFC or MMA fighting…whatever it’s called…but this shoot was a lot of fun to be a part of. Jordan Ash and Carlo Carrerra ACTUALLY fought 2 rounds to win a prize fucking with me. The loser had to fuck a fat chick. Haha! It’s such a fun concept and a lot of people are really going to enjoy it. It’ll be on cable…

We fucked IN the ring!

These were the two girls for the fight after mine…she has mind boggling tits…

Super Awesome Shoot #4:
The Teasers VOD guys are one of those totally awesome crews that are oh so rare. Somehow, Marc and I have always gotten along very well and I think he’s such a great guy. So, shooting for him & Chief is like hanging out with friends for the day. BUT they shoot a particular kind of content: public nudity, and it is daring! These two are ridiculously charming and smooth talkers so, the shit they get me to do is just absurd. I don’t want to give away what we shot that day because I think part of the fun of their content is just the wonder of where these girls go and what they’ll do there. We did get told to leave one of the spots we went to, though. They could see me on security cameras. Whoopsie.
(Check out some great pictures here.)

The next day, I got my car back! Woo hoo!!! No more rides! Yay!!!!!!

And then,
Super Awesome Shoot #5:
My first b/g/g! I had gotten the wrong information and went in thinking it was just a b/g. There was another girl in the makeup room who I assumed was just doing a different scene so, I was polite, but didn’t pay much attention to her. Turns out, that’s my girl and it’s a b/g/g. Oh, thank you porn gods for this wonderful twist of fate. So yeah, the amount of g/g shoots I do now since I started doing b/g has significantly gone down…you were right, I was wrong, nanner nanner neinner…it fucking sucks. I was way stoked to be getting some lady action. And it was good! This shoot was super awesome for several reasons: Heather Starlet was awesome and not a dummy. She’s also a stoner, like me. She’s a great kisser. We practically did a g/g scene before the b/g/g scene. We smoked a lot of weed and I think I even did a shot of Jager. But, the best part was the arcade machine with Street Fighter 2 on it. I played it as much as I could. It was a custom machine so the owner hadn’t entirely configured all the buttons and some of the ones he did were wrong, so that kind of sucked because most of the time you couldn’t pick your own character or some of the buttons didn’t make the characters do anything. This is my defense of why I lost to Heather…

(There is a video of us playing but it won't upload; I'll try again later.)

Also, the threesome was unbelievable! That was a lot of fun!

Friday was another installment of sci fi robot fun for Penthouse, this time with Ramon Nomar as a Bladerunner type character. I get real emotions fucked into me. Haha! I so can’t wait to see this! Ramon did two scenes that day and got to fuck Taylor Tilden after me. Since Taylor was there, we did a little mini photoset and very short striptease together. That was nice. I can never complain when I get to kiss a hot girl.

For the very last scene, I’m in my “robot shipping crate”…. It was fun, haha!

Last night I got the awesome privilege of seeing Pinback live for the first time. I was very relieved to find out that they had the whole band and not just the two guys like I thought it would be. It was an amazing show! They said they were playing “deep cuts” from their albums but they played all of my favorite songs so I guess I like the not so popular tracks? Anyway, they had this screen behind them that played hilarious videos! I couldn’t help but doing my own MST3K commentary for like half the show. It was very entertaining.

One of my twitter pals was at the show and I got to meet him! That was really cool. He was very nice and very respectful, just wanted to say hi. It’s so weird meeting someone for the first time after “talking” to them so much. (I’m still reading it, Bob <3)

Today I had a meeting about starting up my own website. Looks like I might go with these people but there’s one more company I need to talk to before I officially decide. I really can’t wait to start building content. Oh the ideas I have and the people I wanna fuck… If it turns out the way I want it, it’s going to be a really fun site…especially since it’ll have a more frequently updated blog. ;)

Hey, my east coasties! I’ll be at Exxotica NY! Yay! And I’ll have 8x10s for you! Yay!


  1. whoa whoa're coming to the east coast and its fucking NEW YORK and not Miami!? BOOOOOO! I will fly to California to see you, but you're crazy if you think I'm going to bother going to New York lol.

  2. Great new look to the blog hun, love the Dr Who theme. Yet another great blog if not quite as exciting as the last one. One crazy neighbour a month is probably enough me thinks peeps.

  3. Hi April,

    great to read your blog. Your efforts are appreciated. Will you shoot with Richard Kern in New York for ? You're perfect for it.

  4. As someone who grew up at DH and SMHS with you, way to represent our humble town! I'm glad you found something you're not only fantastic at, but are having a good time doing it. You should know that I only found you because of your stage name, I thought this freeleech torrent I found of you was actually going to be a TMNT parody flick... speaking of which, when are you going to don the yellow jumpsuit?

  5. I'm impressed. You can really remember a lot. I can't remember what I did yesterday. I'm planning on attending Glamourcon in Nov. in Long Beach. Are you attending?

  6. Sorry for having a geek-gasm and overlooking all of the nudity, but is that a Sonic Screwdriver in your mouth?

  7. U r so beautiful <3 I miss u I don't know about u long time...since I don't have u in my twitter (fail) lol hehe take care kisses...

  8. good post of luck with your new web-sight....still single and looking?
    Yea,that makes two of'

  9. Wow, I just figured out your porn moniker, April. I wonder why it took me so long to realize that you were channeling TMNT.

    If you start up your own site, you should totally break out the yellow jumpsuit your namesake made so famous in that excellent cartoon series... Along with dialogue as wooden as Donatello's bo-staff and requisite greenface for the male talent.

    That... I would pay to watch.

  10. hi april thankyou for the blog.u dont need to be sorry babe.i understand your busy babe.i always appreciate u glad u have had some great shoots thats good.great pics as always.streetfighter is a great many great games coming up.take care april Ian__BD from twitter xxxx