Saturday, June 12, 2010

I'm addicted to pretzel M&Ms.....

Oh my, it has been awhile and this is going to be a long one…..again. I’ll be honest, I thought I’d be working more once I started doing boys but I did not expect to work THIS much! Don’t get me wrong, it’s freakin’ sweet but I kind of miss Twitter replying and Doctor Who marathons. No real complaints, of course, because I love my job!

So, let’s see, what have I been up to?

A friend of mine who lived in my building moved and left his turtle behind. I decided he wasn’t worthy of turtle ownership anymore and kept him. I named him Bender Bending Rodriguez the 3rd.

I did a scene in a laundromat. Really makes you wonder what other places I’ve been to that people have fucked on. Eventually, anywhere you go will have had someone fuck or die there at some point in time. Nice, right?

The scene was great! I got to work with Mikey Butders which was fun because I met him while doing the Saved by the Bell parody. He was amazing and quite creative. I can’t wait to watch this one. It’s for Hustler’s BeaverHunt but I don’t know when it’ll be up.

They were shooting another scene in a bar right next door, so Mikey and I played a quick game of pool while the other girl got naked for pretty girls on the other table. My job is fun.

A couple of days later I shot two scenes for New Sensations. One was with Bree Daniels and the other was with Anthony Rosano. That was a very long but entertaining day.

I love working with Bree. She is such a sweetheart and just plain fun. They had to cut often because we couldn’t stop laughing.

In the beginning, I push her up against a fridge…I want to see how that turned out…

Anthony was after Bree. It was great! I’ve met Anthony a few times before and he’s always been a little smitten with me. So, honestly, his intense attraction to me was quite a turn on. Unfortunately, we had to rush a bit because we only had the location til a certain time. I’ve never packed up and left a place so quickly in my life.

The next day was a solo for Elegant Angel. I got there too early, bitched to my agent, then took silly pictures in the mirror til the makeup artist arrived.

We went to this awesome house with this awesome view…

I got naked on that ledge. Then, moved inside to the stairs where I squirm and cum a lot. It’ll be called All By Myself 4.

Sometimes, I take pictures of myself in hopes that they turn out good and I can share them with my Twitter buds. Most of those pictures turn out bad, like I look way too high. But, sometimes, I’ll see the picture again and notice something that makes the picture awesome, like mirror Alien perfectly grabbing my tit.

On Saturday, I went to Phoenix to shoot for FTV. I guess they’re starting to shoot some hardcore now so I did a boy/girl. It was fun, especially to be back there after like a year.

I got lucky with the booking because Sunday was my friend’s birthday, and Monday was my dad’s birthday. So, I stayed a few days.

I found these at a thrift store in Tempe. The one on the left is from 1996 and the rest are 2003. That's so much Seanbaby I've never read!

It was SO fucking hot! I couldn’t take it anymore and drove around without a shirt on. I used to love the heat but I guess I’ve gotten used to LA and I can’t imagine living there again.

I do like to eat a lot when I visit home. I always hit up YC’s, every time.

If I’m in town for a couple days, I’ll hit up this one particular Long John Silver’s that I’ve gone to so often since I was a little girl for the best cheesesticks I have ever had in my whole life. This time, they didn’t have them. They discontinued them. I know they’re just cheesesticks but it felt like a childhood friend had died. It’s awful. I still can’t believe I’ll never have those again. So, because I was sad and really hungry, I indulged in another childhood favorite, Peter Piper Pizza. I even played games while waiting for my pizza.

Don’t worry, I didn’t eat it all myself. I had like 2 slices.

My brakes were squeaking so I got them checked. I needed new front brake pads but, hey, also, fucking all new tires! Great, I’d love to! Omfg expensive! They were quite adamant about if I didn’t at least get the front 2 replaced, I certainly wouldn’t make it back to California. So, on Monday, I got new tires. While I was waiting, I got the longest mani pedi ever. It took her like 2 hours. But my nails look awesome. They’re a Tardis blue color. Nash approves.

I got back into LA late Monday night, then woke up early on Tuesday to shoot a boy/girl for The Erotic Network. When I checked the mail in the morning, my sonic screwdriver had arrived! I couldn’t wait and opened it in the car on the way to set.

Unfortunately, I needed an ACTUAL screwdriver to put the batteries in so it’d light up and make sounds. Lucky me, no one on set had a screwdriver. Every tiny second of spare time I had while shooting I was looking for an object to use as a screwdriver. I finally found some scissors that worked but it took forever! I got it done immediately after we finished shooting and it was glorious. No one around me had any idea how awesome it was. Would it be inappropriate (or even legal on video) to use my sonic screwdriver as a sex toy?

Here are a couple pics from set taken by the director, Melvin Smackpepper, with the Hipstamatic app on his iPhone:

I had a day off on Wednesday and had a ton of errands to do. I went to the bank, picked up a check, paid my agent, got tested at AIM…then I went to check out an apartment with some friends, then to get food at Umami Burger in Hollywood. I’ve been to Umami plenty of times and have always parked in the Jack in the Box parking lot. Unfortunately, this time, they decided to tow my car. Total bummer. I had to call a cab to take me to the towing lot. While waiting for the cab, I went to Amoeba and bought some awesome shit…

Towing cost $255 + $25 for the cab ride. In my defense, someone else was driving and decided to park there…but I let them.

This might be lame but, I still want to share. I was driving to my shoot on Thursday and passed this billboard….

It IS supposed to say “WINE” country, right?

My shoot was awesome! It was for MassageCreep so, I got a sweet massage. It was the best massage ever. Like a sex massage. I was in such a daze the whole time I was so relaxed. I want to shoot for that site every day.

My male talent was Johnny Castle and he rolled up on this beauty:

I took a couple pictures after the scene…

So, before we shot the scene, the director and I were having a chat. He mentioned that a particular part of that site’s style was a facial and that he had told my agent that specifically. Well, my agent didn’t mention it to me. So, there was this whole big mess of needing that shot or the scene wasn’t going to go down. Between this director, previous directors, and the reactions of fans and my agent it suddenly became very clear to me that this whole facial business was a much bigger deal than I had previously thought. It seems like this: not doing facials in boy/girl is like refusing to use a toy in girl/girl. Yeah, you’ll get a few companies that’ll hire you but, ultimately, you’re not going to get much work AT ALL. Honestly, a cum shot to the face isn’t as bad as not working at all. So, bottom line…bring on the facials! .....but please don’t aim for my eye.

Friday I watched Star Trek: Next Generation all day then passed out early.

Today I was supposed to go to LA Pride with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she had a really rough night last night and just wanted to be alone for the day. I was pretty bummed but I understand. Really, I totally understand and don’t blame her at all but, objectively, it just sucks to be reminded that no matter what, you can’t really count on anyone. Anyway, all’s good, it’s been real nice just hanging out at home and “vegging”. It’s my favorite thing to do. ABC Family is playing the Back to the Future trilogy back to back and it’s impossible for me to not watch these movies if presented. Back to the Future is the best movie ever.

That’s how Michael J got the Parkinsons….too much time travel. It’s ok, he can outfox anything.

I watched Doctor Who. Fuckin sweet! I wish I had the ability to headbutt someone and they’d instantly be a Doctor Who fan. Or maybe a tit grab instead of a headbutt…looked like it hurt. Next week is going to be brilliant! The Pandorica opens! What the fuck is the Pandorica? Omfg.

Tomorrow I get to drive to Irvine to shoot a boy/girl scene with a Japanese guy. AWESOME! I’m always up for fucking Asians, especially the Japanese! I have Japanese word questions for them.


  1. hi april fantastic blog post as have been really busy't give u a lot of free time though.beautiful pictures as always're so beautiful.i can't believe that a beautiful girl like u loves video games.i luv videos games too as u know.of course u could use that screwdriver babe.i luv back to the future.fantastic film.have u seen saved by the bell tv series.i would be a dr who fan for u always.great dvds babe.glad you enjoyed them.i remember u saying u like british british april.thanks 4 the update.i miss chatting to u on twitter but i understand babe hugs & kisses xoxo Ian

  2. Hi April,

    Just saw the trailer for Busty Housewives 4...HOLY SHIT!!!!!.....the scence looks amazing. You are gettng fucked so hard & the noises & looks on your face, from just the trailer was enough to make me wanna pop.
    Cant wait for the full scecnce...keep up the amazng work!!!!

  3. Busy Busy Bee. I love looking at your calender and seeing the week you took off for Comic Con! I, along with all the other nerds of the interton, approve of your priorities!

    Might be time to invest in some goggles to protect your eyes. lol


  4. "That’s how Michael J got the Parkinsons….too much time travel. It’s ok, he can outfox anything."

    Dude?! Not cool

  5. @Anonymous:

    No, it's awesome.

    The man was a comic. I'm sure he can take a joke. Sure, I wish he was healthy, but there's always room for a good joke.

  6. Oh, and the pretzel m&m's are pretty good. Not feeling the coconut ones though.

  7. I hate that you cna find old issues of EGM over there, we have to buy a magazine called retro gamer over here, and I'm only interested in the 90's stuff mostly, not so great when they're covering the 1980's home computers. But occasionally they have a great feature about a particular franchise or standout retrogame (this months being prince of persia to tie in with the release of the film)

  8. Oh also I think James Cordon is a self centred stuck up twat, so seeing him get headbutted thrice by Matt Smith was a godsend, though his (james) character was actually quite a sweet guy. And I'm just glad they didn't disrespect Amy's character too much by completely ignoring her while they contrated on making the couple the centre sidekicks this week.

  9. So glad to see you shooting for FTV again. Rob does such great work and your scene on the couch from your first shoot was one of the hottest things I've ever seen on that site. I can't tell you how many times I've come watching that. Wow. That's the scene that turned me into an April FAN!

  10. I actually wish they'd do fewer facials. Better the ass or the stomach.

  11. Thanks for sharing a bit of your life with us, April. I hope you will make many new friends on the way - and I hope you discover your inner party animal and more freedom. I just don't want you to hide by yourself and your books for too much. :) The world should be opened up to a fine woman like you.

  12. I love your Blog. Not usually a fan of blogs but yours has got to be one of the best. I like that your really just a big geek at heart. I watched your frist b/g on reality kings and look forward to seeing more in the future.

  13. Hey April, great blog - it's the first pornstar blog I've ever looked at much. I just want to say that I'm SOOO happy that you're continuing to do some lesbian work, and especially solo stuff. I like the All by Myself series (the Karlie Montana scene in #3 is amazing) and will be sure to pick the new one with you up, and I've seen most of your video for karups, Little Mutt, and Twistys and they rock! Please continue to do solo work, I know it probably doesn't pay as much but there are plenty of fans out there like me who aren't into b/g and who appreciate someone like you who can actually get herself off, and who is all-natural and busty - it's not common enough!

    I'd love to see you do some longer solo shoots - Promotions Company does great stuff, Playtime is another one. The 10-15 minute web and compilation video scenes are great, but nothing beats a whole hour devoted to a body like yours! And I'm glad you're all-natural and haven't gone crazy with tattoos yet, I hope you keep it that way!

  14. ur so beautiful april...
    i missed ur post!
    take care

  15. hi april,
    you are fantastic.
    as a dr.who geek you might to take a look at this. daleks and hitchhikers guid to the galaxy
    very nice combination.

  16. Epic update hon, glad to see it!

  17. great blog hun, fascinating insight into the industry. Maybe i'm naive, but your the star, your the one we want to see! Why should some agent/director etc... dictate to you what scenes to do. Do what your comfortable with, your fans will always support you. Kiss ass girl! Think Rose and Amy!! mx

  18. Nope, it's "Win Country". Look at the pic closer; it's for a casino... just a pun. :-)

    Enjoyed the update... lots of great pics. :-D

  19. The whole facial thing is stupid, hope it dies out soon. Doesn't turn me on whatsoever when a girls get cum all over her eyes & face.

    I just start too feel sorry for them instead =/