I had the best dream I have ever had in my entire life. I haven't smoked any weed in 4 days due to the sick and no weed makes my dreams go crazy. The only bad part was that it was SO lucid that I woke up with all these intense emotions. Since dreams are hard to explain, I'll give the short version. Basically, I had traveled with the Doctor before and he left me for some reason. But then he came back. I swear, if the character of Amy Pond was real, I'd know EXACTLY how she felt...and it is not a good feeling (one of those delightful emotions I woke up with). So, anyway, Tardis shows up in my room. It's bits and pieces after this but we get to having sex and he keeps switching between David Tennant and Matt Smith. Turns out he's not really the Doctor but using a perception filter (which was obviously glitching) to get to me. Unfortunately, my stupid neighbor and his Vietnam war shouting woke me up before I could find out who he REALLY was. So, yeah, essentially I had an extremely lucid dream of sex with the Doctor. I now have the absolute best mental jerk off material.
I did a photoshoot this morning to have new pictures for LA Direct so people can see how sexy I am and book me. I was pretty cranky the whole time because of the sickness. It also took 2 hours longer than it was supposed to. For some crazy ass reason, I was under the impression that I would be the only girl there...or at least maybe one or two others but certainly not 9 girls and 4 guys... plus 2 MUAS, photographer, his PA, homeowner, his 2 friends, their housekeeper and then Derek (my agent) showed up later. It was quite a full house that I was not mentally prepared for. Thank goodness Breanne Benson showed up a little bit after me. I love that girl. She's so sweet and cute. I will fuck her one of these days. I also met Keni Styles. He's Asian AND British! Swoon! If it turns out that he's Japanese, I HAVE to fuck him. Just HAVE to. Probably would even if he's not Japanese. ;) Anyway, I think the pictures are going to turn out really well. The new bangs are really growing on me. Not literally...well, literally...ah, you get the point.
Here are a couple pics I took while waiting for my turn to shoot:
I took a nap like the second I got home. Not a long one but it did the trick.
Then...the game. Fuck that sucked sooooo much. It hurt my purple and orange little heart. I was SO sure that we'd win that game and then 7 would be anyone's game, which I was fine with. But fuck, getting eliminated at home was just awful. Fuckin Kobe. I appreciate that man's talents but he is NOT a team player and basketball is a team sport. Granted, his team kind of sucks and he HAS to carry them but whatever, I want my Suns to win. The worst part of it all, in my opinion at least, is that I sincerely think this might've been Nash's last chance at a title and there's NO ONE that would disagree that he really deserves one. I'm also VERY concerned that we'll lose Amare now. I can't even talk about it anymore...moving on....
Good thing I saved Doctor Who for last. It cheered me up a bit....til the end. I don't want to give anything away but I'm still in shock and awe and I watched it like 4 hours ago. Seriously, OMFG. OMFG!
The last thing I wanted to mention was that sometimes watching Doctor Who makes me very feisty (I'd be great on that show) and as a result, I wrote a post in a thread about me on FreeOnes. It's kind of bitchy, but I'm an honest girl who doesn't really care what anyone thinks of her. Although, I thoroughly enjoy it when people do like me. Anyway, thought I'd post it here, too:
Hello! I'm watching you...
A gajillion million thank yous to all you guys who support me and think I'm pretty. I like you a whole lot. If I could give you all blowjobs, I totally would!
To those who aren't a fan of my work....why are you here? Didn't your momma teach you "if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all"? At least give me some constructive criticism. I can't do shit about how pretty or not I am, but I can do things like facials if everyone's such a fan. See how intelligence works? Can't be that hard... Also, just an FYI about myself: I have a ridiculously (and most likely unhealthy) high level of self esteem. Nothing anyone could ever say or do, would make me doubt my awesomeness.
To comment on a few things said here...
I'm actually bisexual, so yeah, I do like the penis. (I like boobies better, though.)
I don't fake any of my scenes. Any of them. I've never NOT cum during a scene. I cum quick, easy and often. Aren't I a lucky lady?
I'm quite disappointed that my Pure18 scene was published before any others because, in case you didn't notice, his penis did not fit in my vagina. Trust me, we tried. I have bones down there that just wouldn't allow it. Voodoo was so so very nice about it all, though. Still....there's no faking there. What little he could fit in, felt DAMN GOOD!
I scream. Get used to it. You've been warned so, turn the volume down. You wouldn't want me to stifle myself whilst orgasming, would you? That's no fun.
Other pornstars may "perform", I have sex like I would if no one was watching me. If that's not what you're looking for as a consumer, don't watch me, because I'm not going to change myself for a stranger.
Facials: I didn't do one til my 6th b/g scene (for Brazzers). And even that only made it to the lower part of my face. Before I started b/g, I had only had sex with 4 guys so, for my sanity, I needed to ease myself into this new venture. I'll probably do it again here and there but not for every scene because, honestly, I don't really like it. It feels degrading which I am not into at all. Mostly though, I really, really hate any sort of liquid near my eyes. I can't even open my eyes in the shower...I have a hand towel nearby to wipe my eyes I'm that retarded about it. I know, I'm super weird.
So, moral of the story is... we all have our own likes and dislikes and we shouldn't be douchebags to those different than our own (unless someone is getting hurt). If you don't like something, find something you do. Don't waste your time and everyone else's complaining about it. Now play nice on a thread about me, please.
I love you guys. I really do. You keep me so very entertained.
<3 April O'Neil
Check out the thread... one person has already responded...and I responded back. ;)
I have a date with my girlfriend, Aiden Ashley, on Tuesday night. I'm WAY stoked because I miss her. We've both been so busy lately, we haven't seen each other in a while. I'm going to take her on a proper date...wine and dine her...then fuck her brains out. :D
Sorry I didn't have any naked pictures to post. Next time!