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I had the best dream I have ever had in my entire life. I haven't smoked any weed in 4 days due to the sick and no weed makes my dreams go crazy. The only bad part was that it was SO lucid that I woke up with all these intense emotions. Since dreams are hard to explain, I'll give the short version. Basically, I had traveled with the Doctor before and he left me for some reason. But then he came back. I swear, if the character of Amy Pond was real, I'd know EXACTLY how she felt...and it is not a good feeling (one of those delightful emotions I woke up with). So, anyway, Tardis shows up in my room. It's bits and pieces after this but we get to having sex and he keeps switching between David Tennant and Matt Smith. Turns out he's not really the Doctor but using a perception filter (which was obviously glitching) to get to me. Unfortunately, my stupid neighbor and his Vietnam war shouting woke me up before I could find out who he REALLY was. So, yeah, essentially I had an extremely lucid dream of sex with the Doctor. I now have the absolute best mental jerk off material.

I did a photoshoot this morning to have new pictures for LA Direct so people can see how sexy I am and book me. I was pretty cranky the whole time because of the sickness. It also took 2 hours longer than it was supposed to. For some crazy ass reason, I was under the impression that I would be the only girl there...or at least maybe one or two others but certainly not 9 girls and 4 guys... plus 2 MUAS, photographer, his PA, homeowner, his 2 friends, their housekeeper and then Derek (my agent) showed up later. It was quite a full house that I was not mentally prepared for. Thank goodness Breanne Benson showed up a little bit after me. I love that girl. She's so sweet and cute. I will fuck her one of these days. I also met Keni Styles. He's Asian AND British! Swoon! If it turns out that he's Japanese, I HAVE to fuck him. Just HAVE to. Probably would even if he's not Japanese. ;) Anyway, I think the pictures are going to turn out really well. The new bangs are really growing on me. Not literally...well, literally...ah, you get the point.

Here are a couple pics I took while waiting for my turn to shoot:




I took a nap like the second I got home. Not a long one but it did the trick.

Then...the game. Fuck that sucked sooooo much. It hurt my purple and orange little heart. I was SO sure that we'd win that game and then 7 would be anyone's game, which I was fine with. But fuck, getting eliminated at home was just awful. Fuckin Kobe. I appreciate that man's talents but he is NOT a team player and basketball is a team sport. Granted, his team kind of sucks and he HAS to carry them but whatever, I want my Suns to win. The worst part of it all, in my opinion at least, is that I sincerely think this might've been Nash's last chance at a title and there's NO ONE that would disagree that he really deserves one. I'm also VERY concerned that we'll lose Amare now. I can't even talk about it anymore...moving on....

Good thing I saved Doctor Who for last. It cheered me up a bit....til the end. I don't want to give anything away but I'm still in shock and awe and I watched it like 4 hours ago. Seriously, OMFG. OMFG!

The last thing I wanted to mention was that sometimes watching Doctor Who makes me very feisty (I'd be great on that show) and as a result, I wrote a post in a thread about me on FreeOnes. It's kind of bitchy, but I'm an honest girl who doesn't really care what anyone thinks of her. Although, I thoroughly enjoy it when people do like me. Anyway, thought I'd post it here, too:

Hello! I'm watching you...

A gajillion million thank yous to all you guys who support me and think I'm pretty. I like you a whole lot. If I could give you all blowjobs, I totally would!

To those who aren't a fan of my work....why are you here? Didn't your momma teach you "if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all"? At least give me some constructive criticism. I can't do shit about how pretty or not I am, but I can do things like facials if everyone's such a fan. See how intelligence works? Can't be that hard... Also, just an FYI about myself: I have a ridiculously (and most likely unhealthy) high level of self esteem. Nothing anyone could ever say or do, would make me doubt my awesomeness.


To comment on a few things said here...

I'm actually bisexual, so yeah, I do like the penis. (I like boobies better, though.)

I don't fake any of my scenes. Any of them. I've never NOT cum during a scene. I cum quick, easy and often. Aren't I a lucky lady?

I'm quite disappointed that my Pure18 scene was published before any others because, in case you didn't notice, his penis did not fit in my vagina. Trust me, we tried. I have bones down there that just wouldn't allow it. Voodoo was so so very nice about it all, though. Still....there's no faking there. What little he could fit in, felt DAMN GOOD!

I scream. Get used to it. You've been warned so, turn the volume down. You wouldn't want me to stifle myself whilst orgasming, would you? That's no fun.

Other pornstars may "perform", I have sex like I would if no one was watching me. If that's not what you're looking for as a consumer, don't watch me, because I'm not going to change myself for a stranger.

Facials: I didn't do one til my 6th b/g scene (for Brazzers). And even that only made it to the lower part of my face. Before I started b/g, I had only had sex with 4 guys so, for my sanity, I needed to ease myself into this new venture. I'll probably do it again here and there but not for every scene because, honestly, I don't really like it. It feels degrading which I am not into at all. Mostly though, I really, really hate any sort of liquid near my eyes. I can't even open my eyes in the shower...I have a hand towel nearby to wipe my eyes I'm that retarded about it. I know, I'm super weird.

So, moral of the story is... we all have our own likes and dislikes and we shouldn't be douchebags to those different than our own (unless someone is getting hurt). If you don't like something, find something you do. Don't waste your time and everyone else's complaining about it. Now play nice on a thread about me, please.

I love you guys. I really do. You keep me so very entertained.

<3 April O'Neil
heyitsapril.com

Check out the thread... one person has already responded...and I responded back. ;)

I have a date with my girlfriend, Aiden Ashley, on Tuesday night. I'm WAY stoked because I miss her. We've both been so busy lately, we haven't seen each other in a while. I'm going to take her on a proper date...wine and dine her...then fuck her brains out. :D

Sorry I didn't have any naked pictures to post. Next time!

My third boy/girl scene...

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I'm infirm....

Being sick totally sucks.

I had to cancel my shoot on Thursday with Digital Playground. Which also sucks. In this industry, instead of getting sick pay, we pay when we're sick or can't work. It's called a kill fee. Granted, you only have to pay that if you cancel the day of so, it REALLY sucks when you wake up sick...like I did.

I've been watching ESPN all day and trying to nap but it's just not working.

So, now I'm watching the Magic @ Celtics game. Boston's totally got this but a few of their fans are wearing BEAT LA shirts...WTF?! I REALLY, REALLY hate them for that. OMG, now they're chanting it. I'm going to bomb the TD Garden.

I thought I'd blog since I'm just sitting here on my couch doing nothing....but I can't think of anything overly exciting to say and I'm really angry at the Celtics fans now.

FYI... I THINK my first boy/girl scene is released on the 17th. It's gonna be real good! I saw the front boxcover and, honestly, I'm pretty bummed that I didn't get the cover AND my name is listed last. Oh well, guess those other names are a lot more well known... I just think they're really underestimating me here.

You should also check out my scene with McKenzee Miles in Girls Will Be Girls 6 from Diabolic Video (If there's behind the scenes footage, I'm sure they put in my falling down the stairs in the middle of the scene...it was pretty funny.) and my scene with Eva Angelina in Busty Babysitters from Voyuer Media.

And have a look see at my calendar...I have a TON of gigs coming up.

Now for some totally random pictures...

On set for Digital Playground. I walked into the green room and BAM there was Jesse Jane. Can we say "intimidating"? Haha! She's sooo sweet and adorable! While I was in makeup and she was waiting to start her scene (cuz one was being filmed at the time), she was bored so she started doing crunches! Crunches! I was very impressed. And then, the most delightful thing happened, Gracie was the girl filming the scene! I was so excited to see her, I gave her a huge, tight hug totally not noticing that she had cum all over her. That's how much I love Gracie Glam.


On set for Digital Playground again, after the weekend. I LOVE the dress they had me wear and I can't wait to see that DVD, I'm in it a lot!

It's called When Daddy's Away and it stars the absolutely stunning Riley Steele.


Then I went to Vegas to shoot a girl/girl/girl and a boy/girl for Brazzers. We had kind of a Mad Max Thunderdome theme...


Since I did two scenes, I didn't make my flight home and had to stay the night in Vegas. When I got to the hotel, I thought "I'm in Vegas, I should get dressed up, go downstairs and get something to eat." Well...I got dressed...

But then had this massive wave of tiredness (it was a really long day) and took it all off...

And ordered room service instead...


That's it. I'm all out of pictures.

Just to be clear, I don't really hate Celtics fans...just the ones that were chanting "beat LA"...I DO hate them. :)

This is going to be a long one.....

Where were we last?

Ah yes, that fateful Monday. I shot my second boy/girl scene for Jay Rock with Eric John. It was supposed to be a quick shoot, from 9 to 3, but I was there til 5. The makeup artist was booked last minute and so she didn't have a curling iron with her. We had to wait for Eric and his wife, Vicki, to show up with one. We finally get to curling and pictures and interview and all through this the talent for the boy/girl scene after mine shows up. While I'm getting ready to shoot video, some crazy conversation happens where they decide to leave because they don't want to shoot outside in the cold. I can't say I blame them, I wouldn't have shot outside either...but I would've been a lot nicer about it. Normally, I wouldn't have cared about something like this...but it delayed MY shoot, which totally sucked. The scene itself was GREAT! I came like 13 times!

Here's a lovely picture of Eric John and I...


Now the bad part... a friend of a friend had a friend who had a box for Game 1 of the Western Conference finals and all I had to do was pay $100 and I was in. What I didn't know was that I had to go at the same time they did to be able to get on that level (I don't know how true this is, it's just what I was told) and since I didn't get cell phone service on set and they went at 4:30 (for a 6pm game?! Weird, I know.) I was unable to go to the game. I cried like the whole drive home. Mostly because I was missing the game, but also because I was helpless to fix it which is a feeling I absolutely hate. And then we lost. It was awful. Just awful.

Tuesday was a boy/girl for the Reality Kings site Pure18 with Voodoo. I had a late call time which was nice but I was there til almost midnight. My agent gave me a call time a half hour earlier than it actually was (something they have done often and it's really fucking annoying), so I was a good 45 minutes early and they weren't ready for me. So, I watched Star Trek for awhile.

Here's me in makeup...


This was one of the possible outfits to wear for the scene...


After all the makeup and dressing, we went to the location house. I LOVE this house. It has the most panoramic, beautiful city view I've ever seen! It's hard to capture a picture of it, though. :(

I got bored and snapped a couple pics...


Do I look 18?


The scene turned out really good, I hope. It was shot as POV which was a lot of fun to do and I'm sure is a lot of fun to watch.

Wednesday was my day off and Game 2 of the WCF. Since I couldn't go to the game again, I decided it was time to buy a bigger TV. I went with a 37" because it fits into my already existing entertainment center and my apartment is so small that a bigger one would've been too overwhelming. Once I move out of this place, I'm getting a 60" 3D TV. =)

While I was in line at Best Buy, I found this...

Oh my god, it's back! I love this magazine so much! Seanbaby is in it still! OMFG! After seeing the cover, I even ran back and grabbed Super Street Fighter IV. I also got Heavy Rain for PS3. I have yet to play any of them. I need more free time. (I also got Mario Galaxy 2 but I haven’t even played the first one yet. I suck.)

Thursday was a shoot for Penthouse with Dane Cross. Penthouse shoots...well at least the ones I've been on...take all day but that's not really a bad thing since I think they're quite efficient and they feed you, a lot!

So, for this shoot they had a caterer and for breakfast, he made eggs, bacon, biscuits and gravy and for lunch, fried chicken, mashed potatoes, green beans and corn all from scratch in this house's unbelievable kitchen...

There were 8 burners, a grddle, a grill, one of those revolving toaster things (there's a name but I don't know it), 2 warming drawers, a HUGE fridge and HUGE freezer. There was a full size keg in the fridge. Ha!

Everything is going well…I get my makeup done, my pretty girls, my interview. My scene was the last one of the day to shoot video so, I was just kind of hanging around. And then CBS showed up. They wanted to shoot them shooting a scene for who knows what. Penthouse decided that they needed to have the two Penthouse Pets on set in that scene. So, that switched up a whole bunch of shit in the day’s schedule. Ultimately, the ONLY way to have the day continue smoothly without having to send anyone home or lose a scene was for me to do a girl/girl instead of a boy/girl. So I got to fuck a French girl, who spoke very little English, in a shower. It was magnificent.

Here’s the sweet and beautiful Lou Charmelle:


The Penthouse photographer let me check out some of the pretty girls…











Anyway, because my scene got switched, I got out of there much sooner and I barely, just fuckin barely, made it to the Minus the Bear show. It was phenomenal! SOO good!

That big white circle in the middle is a ginormous disco ball…


Ok…this is SUPER long, I’m exhausted and REALLY want to watch LOST so, I’m just going to finish this tomorrow night after my TWO (a girl/girl/girl and boy/girl in one day!) scenes in Vegas. Weeee!

My first time around the block...

I don't even know where to begin...

I kept thinking today was Monday and, in doing so, I thought there'd be a lot of traffic in the morning. I left an hour and fifteen minutes before my call time and it took me about 20 minutes to get there. There was no traffic at all!!!

So, I get there and hang out in my car til everyone else gets there. It was just the MUA and 2 other guys, that's it. The office was all dark and closed; it was kind of eerie. I guess it's probably better that there wasn't that many people around for my first time.

Like my big, poofy hair?


Mick was very nice and sweet. The foreigness was kind of cute.


The whole experience was very interesting. His penis was so much bigger than I thought it was gonna be. And he was uncircumsized (I think? Yeah...?), which was a first for me. Didn't really seem to make much of a difference, actually. Maybe less chafing? Anyway, It all felt very, very good and I think I put on a great performance but it seemed like we were fucking for hours! I came SO many times but, apparently, you gotta keep going. It was kind of like those fetish forced orgasms. It feels GREAT but after awhile it's like, "Can we move on now?". I'm assuming I'll get used to this over time. Looking back, though, it took way less time than a typical girl/girl because there isn't a whole 'nother girl to do makeup on and pretty girls with. So, for the money, time and effort I had to exert, I'm liking this whole boy/girl thing.

Snapped a quick post-sex, pre-shower pic...


And, between the sex and shower, my hair got fucked up...but I'm still cute. :)


It's called Busty Housewives 4 and it will be released by Elegant Angel in about a month. I really think it's going to be very good. I hope. It's probably the most real scene I've done. (Next to this.) ***I have this outfit I call my default clothes. If I could wear that outfit every single day, I would. It's so comfy and my boobs almost fall out of it. I love it.*** They let me wear my default clothes and I didn't really have to act, like, at all. I think I might have been too loud, though. I was practically screaming at one point. And I think I squirmed about into some interesting positions...but I don't know...I don't know what it looked like from the camera's angle.

Check out my calendar...I'm a busy girl this week. I'm shooting for Jay Rock tomorrow with Eric Jon. I'm sure he's nice but he's like way older than me and for some reason, it's weirder with a guy than with a lady. Ah well, best get used to it. Seriously though, I'm getting an age cap at 40.

Soooooooooooo.........uhmmmmmm.......I'm keeping my name. Haha! Yeah, I know. I'm so sorry to pull your chain and make you do all that voting. It was just.....it felt weird, so very weird when it came down to writing or saying it. I couldn't do it. I wanted to change it because I didn't want to get sued for copyright infringement, but supposedly, they'd have to send a cease and desist letter FIRST so, I could change it before being sued. So, until I get that letter, I'm keeping it. ;)

Also, I just wanted to say to everyone who is worried that I won't be doing girl/girl anymore or as much.....that's not really true, actually. One of the reasons why I moved on to boy/girl was because I wasn't getting enough girl/girl gigs so, if anything, I think maybe I'd get more once my name gets more well known throughout the industry from doing boy/girl. Regardless, I intend for my paysite to be girl/girl only. So, ya got that to look forward to! Maybe by January?



I visited the Holy Land when I was in Phx last...

I share this with you only because I GOT BOX SEATS FOR THE GAME TOMORROW AT THE STAPLES CENTER!!! FUCKIN GO PHOENIX SUNS!!! Another sweep? Our bench has been looking prettyyy, prettyyy good. WOO! I hope Lakers fans don't try to hurt me...

It's that time...

First things first, I've decided on April Paige (woohoo! A decision, finally! lolz)....BUT when I texted my agent this morning to tell him, he said "Hmmm...can we discuss? I'll call you." and has yet to call me. So, I am doing it anyway. It is MY name afterall, I can do with it what I please. =D Thank you guys SO FUCKING MUCH for voting and helping me decide what to go with. I can be so indecisive and it feels good to not worry about it anymore. Eeee! <- That's the noise I make when I get excited...seriously..I do.

Tomorrow's the big day! I'm VERY nervous but it's an excited kind of nervous. I have no idea how this is going to go down and it feels like it did before my first g/g shoot. The guy I was working with was originally Anthony Rosano, whom I've met and talked to, but was changed today to Mick Blue. I'd heard his name plenty of times before but I had to google him to see what he looks like. I was really hoping he wasn't going to be a douchebag but several girls are saying he's a great, amazing guy. So, it can't be that bad, right?

And now some random pictures....






P.S. Doctor Who today was AWESOME! Such a good episode! Dark and fairytale-ish! Also, a lot of people have been asking me if I'll do a Doctor Who XXX parody. No, I wouldn't, my Doctor Who is quite sacred to me. But also, because there's no way in hell the BBC would allow it. They'd squash it just like they did this Dalek porn...which is hilarious, by the way!

I'm name blogging again....

I still can't decide on a new name. I have definitely decided to keep April; it seems that's what most of my buddies like. :) So, now I just need to pick a last name.




I have til Sunday morning to decide because that's when my first b/g scene is! It's for Elegant Angel with Anthony Rosano. That guy is going to be beyond stoked to fuck me!

Almost apocalyptic...

Drum roll please....

I informed my agent this morning that I have decided to do boy/girl!

Now, so everyone has a full comprehension of this, I'm going to tell you why I have decided to do such a thing...

The biggest and most affront reason is, of course, the money. I'll admit, I'm a rather materialistic girl and I like nice things...expensive things. I also don't want to live in a tiny apartment or have crooked teeth anymore. Affording culinary school would be nice, too. So, essentially, instead of gay-for-pay, I'm straight-for-pay. Personally, though, I will always prefer pussy.

That being said, my curiosity has certainly gotten the best of me. I honestly just want to give it a go and see what it's like. I've always been the type to definitely try something if I was even remotely interested; why stop now? I don't want to limit the amount of fun I could possibly be having.

It's a really simple explanation, I guess: I'm bored. I wanna try something new and see where it takes me.

Additionally, I think I'm going to change my name. Mostly because I'm tired of the TMNT correlation. It was fun for awhile and established my "geekiness" but now I'd like my name to be associated with ME.

It's like playing a character on a TV show...you do a couple seasons as one character, then move on to your next gig. April O'Neil only fucked girls; (new name) fucks guys, too. The REAL me, is a total lesbo at heart. Oooh, maybe I'll get some really girly guys....

SO, new name! I think I'm gonna need some help deciding...

Hustler's This Ain't Dirty Jobs XXX

I can't wait to see my scene...

I know, there's a dude there. It was Evan Stone, I couldn't say no...and his dick stayed in his pants, anyway.

I like to share pictures...

Shooting for Ambya again!



I got to smoke weed for a set...hehe!



I was trying to make an angel in the shag rug. It worked, I swear...


Those pictures look good!


Tweetering...


I can't wait for these sets to come out!


And then I went to Vegas...
...but not without running my car into a pole first.


Driving there...




Enjoying the jacuzzi bathtub in my hotel...


Supposedly the world's largest golden nugget (on display)...


We accidentally stumbled upon Vegas Gay Pride on Fremont St...


And I found the Vegas Gay Yellow Pages...


We end our Vegas nights with weed and Doctor Who...


Because, even though we're in Vegas, the Albertsons is the hot spot to gamble...


Um....no thank you....


Stopped off at M&M World...GO SUNS!!!


On the strip, people hand out these cards for escorts in Vegas but instead of using the girls' actual pictures, they get pictures of pornstars from online. It was fun to play "Who Have I Fucked?". I saw Celeste Star, Tori Black, Shyla Jennings, Jana Jordan & a few more.


And then, finally, I was handed myself...I was so tempted to call...

Here's the real picture...


When I got back home to LA at about midnight, it was SO bright outside. It was weird...


I finally saw these from one of my sets on Aziani and I LOVE them...