Monday, May 10, 2010

Almost apocalyptic...

Drum roll please....

I informed my agent this morning that I have decided to do boy/girl!

Now, so everyone has a full comprehension of this, I'm going to tell you why I have decided to do such a thing...

The biggest and most affront reason is, of course, the money. I'll admit, I'm a rather materialistic girl and I like nice things...expensive things. I also don't want to live in a tiny apartment or have crooked teeth anymore. Affording culinary school would be nice, too. So, essentially, instead of gay-for-pay, I'm straight-for-pay. Personally, though, I will always prefer pussy.

That being said, my curiosity has certainly gotten the best of me. I honestly just want to give it a go and see what it's like. I've always been the type to definitely try something if I was even remotely interested; why stop now? I don't want to limit the amount of fun I could possibly be having.

It's a really simple explanation, I guess: I'm bored. I wanna try something new and see where it takes me.

Additionally, I think I'm going to change my name. Mostly because I'm tired of the TMNT correlation. It was fun for awhile and established my "geekiness" but now I'd like my name to be associated with ME.

It's like playing a character on a TV do a couple seasons as one character, then move on to your next gig. April O'Neil only fucked girls; (new name) fucks guys, too. The REAL me, is a total lesbo at heart. Oooh, maybe I'll get some really girly guys....

SO, new name! I think I'm gonna need some help deciding...


  1. First I'll say congrats on your decision. Been a fan and admirer of yours a long time and I for one can't wait to see the results of this new direction with your career. Best wishes always!

  2. hi babe.good 4 behind u 100%.u have 2 do whats best for u always.sending u best wishes.i voted 4 briar paige but whatever u choose.i know u will choose right and i fully support u 100% always xxx

  3. I forgot to add, I voted for the first choice myself, Aubrey Bryan....has a nice ring to it.

  4. I'm always going to call you April, at least in private (not that we're ever in private, but its a respect thing :p)

  5. great news! hope i'm not rude but i can't wait to see u working a cock in your mouth and getting a load dropped on your face.

  6. I was thinking of Ellen as your straight name, or something ironic like that, if you wanted to maintain the geekiness how about...
    Tifa Cockheart?

    That's all I got, sorry.

  7. As long as you keep doing girl/girl I'm cool with it.

  8. All your names still sound like comic book your geekiness is safe.

  9. I just hope he sucks your cute toes. I love seeing you do foot fetish stuff.

  10. You are a beautiful girl, but I've never seen you perform, because I don't like girl-girl porn. Can't wait to check you out!

    I'd keep the "April." "" is available. If you plan on doing any squirting videos, "" is available.

    The "JJ" thing seems to work. "" is available.