Almost apocalyptic...

Drum roll please....

I informed my agent this morning that I have decided to do boy/girl!

Now, so everyone has a full comprehension of this, I'm going to tell you why I have decided to do such a thing...

The biggest and most affront reason is, of course, the money. I'll admit, I'm a rather materialistic girl and I like nice things...expensive things. I also don't want to live in a tiny apartment or have crooked teeth anymore. Affording culinary school would be nice, too. So, essentially, instead of gay-for-pay, I'm straight-for-pay. Personally, though, I will always prefer pussy.

That being said, my curiosity has certainly gotten the best of me. I honestly just want to give it a go and see what it's like. I've always been the type to definitely try something if I was even remotely interested; why stop now? I don't want to limit the amount of fun I could possibly be having.

It's a really simple explanation, I guess: I'm bored. I wanna try something new and see where it takes me.

Additionally, I think I'm going to change my name. Mostly because I'm tired of the TMNT correlation. It was fun for awhile and established my "geekiness" but now I'd like my name to be associated with ME.

It's like playing a character on a TV show...you do a couple seasons as one character, then move on to your next gig. April O'Neil only fucked girls; (new name) fucks guys, too. The REAL me, is a total lesbo at heart. Oooh, maybe I'll get some really girly guys....

SO, new name! I think I'm gonna need some help deciding...